[-s-i-n-]

Username: -s-i-n-
Name: Sonni
Recipe:

Sonni's 5-Star Pancake Recipe

Ingredients:

6 hooves of dirt (the fresher the better)

1 bucket of pond water

14 mouthfuls of fence post shavings

3 neighs at the sun (to summon it's rays)

5 carrots (but only after licking every one of them first)

7 blades of grass (stolen from your neighbor’s lawn)

1 old sock (found in a pasture)

1 confused chicken (for emotional support)

Instructions:

Begin by galloping at full speed toward the nearest barn wall. This is how you “activate” the recipe.

Mix ingredients by frantically kicking your water trough until the liquid achieves a “soupy chaos” consistency.

Call your chicken. They must bless the batter with one mighty cluck.

Instead of cooking, lay directly on the batter and sunbathe until it’s "crispy" (this may take 4–17 hours depending on the sun's commitment).

For flipping, simply roll over onto your other side.

Serve with a topping of sugar cubes.

[~Trompy]

Username: ~Trompy
Name: Mosi
Recipe:

In-Greediants -
---Strawng Stummach
---Boaf frunt hoofers
---Dreyed Kow Peye
---Wahter

Taek deep bref an plug noze. Den take hoofers and stomp stomp kow pai like fox bownce on wabbit. Stomp un till flat like prayree. Cungratuulashions, liek majik u turn kow peye in too kow pan caek! Now go wash hoofers, stimky.

Translation:
Ingredients -
---Strong Stomach
---Both front hooves
---Dried Cow Pie
---Water

Take a deep breath and plug your nose. Then take hooves and stomp on the cow pie like a fox pounces on a rabbit. Stomp the cow pie until it is flat like a prairie. Congratulations, like magic you have turned the cow pie into a cow pankake! Now go wash your hooves, stinky.

[CopperChaos]

Closed for judging~

[CopperChaos]

Username: Touke
Name: TBD
Recipe:

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... did you really think Equids can write in our language? Good luck decrypting it now.
(I'm sure their pancakes are tasty though!)

I might be the only one that thinks this is hilarious but you got me with my own joke! Congratulations! He's basically a horse, I'm not sure why I expected more than illegible hoof prints.

[~Trompy]

OMG, that is a fantastic entry XD Congratulations, Touke! Well earned

[Touke]

I might be the only one that thinks this is hilarious but you got me with my own joke! Congratulations! He's basically a horse, I'm not sure why I expected more than illegible hoof prints.

Wait what. : D

You know what's the funniest?
I'm the person who will always read everything from A to Z, but somehow i skipped the part of

Ya know cause…Their basically a horse, they can’t cook silly.

I was EXTREMELY sure the prompt ends at a funny pancake recipe and I thought my answer was enough out of box for that.
Then yesterday i was checking my entries and only then spotted that quoted part. I was sure i messed up SO BAD.

But guess i didnt? LMAOO.

Gender: Stallion? (Mare? I’ll let them pick)

I will gladly keep this quid as a stallion!
His name is Quentin now. ))