[molotov]

xxxxxxuser. yeena
xxxxxxname. navari

base: droopy
horns: med. antlers
ears: wavy
tail: horse
extras: swamp sludge/slime

[Shadowhunter,]

fable name: Gryla
the “advice”:
Grab some long swamp moss, you’ll need it! Run up to the fable you’re interested in, quickly tie them up with the moss - tell them you just tied the knot and are now dating! It works every time.

[yeena]

fable name: navari
the “advice”: tell them about your most recent fish hyperfixation and then about your initiation ritual that happened while you were 9 that you barely remember. do NOT explicitly state what your initiation was for but vaguely mention your mommy issues and imply something ominous about your lineage.
rizz them with the tism.

[Ucanthandleme]

fable name: Tamarisk
the “advice”: Make uncomfortable eye contact while bracing both arms either side of your crush (it doesn't matter if your shorter, assert dominance). Whisper in their ear asking if they want to contemplate the meaning of life with you, while eating a bowl of sludge at the edge of a bog. Boom your now married because none of the actually worked and you resorted to an ancient ritual which made them a worm and only you will love them as a worm so they have to be with you...

[Smokyskies]

fable name: Bog
the “advice”: First, make loud, ear piercing screeches toward them and stomp around to show your the boss. After this, start hurling mud at them to cover them in your scent. Finally, chant the ancient spell and boom, your married!

[BunnyQueenKJ]

fable name: Savannah
the “advice”: Alright, listen darlin. What you're gonna wanna do is roll in some fresh mud and animal bones, right? Make yourself smell real earthy. Then, what you wanna do is find something blue (or yellow. blue or yellow.) and take it to this critter you like right? Then you say "Hey girl...I gotchu blue. Swiggity swooty." And then if they reject? DESTORY THEIR NEST. If they accept? Congrats, you're common law married and will have to renew your vows every April 13th as mandated by the swamp Constitution signed in 1888 by the founding father fables. Section 7, paragraph 8, line 22.

[Baobabel]

fable name: Marsh
the “advice”: Set the scene- drape the finest moss and mud to create a cozy atmosphere. Call in favors from all your swampy friends so that when your future love shows up right at sundown you have a glow of fireflies twinkling all around as the frogs and gators sing the serenade you taught them. Lastly profuse your admiration. Poetically announce your desire to grow old, decay, and live together forever as part the swamp

[Exitium]

fable name: Casanova
the “advice”: Set the swamp ablaze with your intense smell. Then, and only then, throw some fish water behind your ears for the secret sauce. Capture their soul in the swamp so they can't escape. You're guaranteed a horrible fantastic date.

[BelieverInChrist]

fable name: Murk
the “advice”: Bring 'em teeth! Everyone loves a toothy gift! If you're not sure where to find any teeth, you could always start rummaging through the mud at the bottom of the swamp. Should be some good fish skeletons down there.

[TeraNosaerys]

fable name: Raishan
the “advice”: Right okay so first things first you're going to make a bunch of really grand promises: conquering the planes of existence together, gathering all the treasure their heart desires, having as many kids as they want, right? So you send them off on this grand conquest of the world, pick up some cool stuff for yourself, it's awesome. *Then* you want to have some fresh shiny heroes attack this "terrible new evil"- no no, stay with me, this part is really important, alright? You have the heroes attack them, and then you swoop in and *save* your wayward love, right? And uhhh if that part doesn't work out then you use a magic ritual to bind your soul to their "empty vessel" and look at that! Together forever <3