username + id: dolly 741113
kalon name: gia
prompt:
giant rat trap at the bottom of the chimney. she doesn't believe in santa, despite the so-called "proof" provided by leigh. spoiler alert: blurry photos of the sky at night with black shadows are NOT proof, leigh. that's called a plane flying at night. "but it has no lights--" ITS A PLANE! but she digresses.
santa is not real, and when the trap turns up empty in the morning, she will be vindicated. no gifts will be left under the tree nor will there be "coal in her stocking" for "being a hater". because santa isn't even real. and that video of a "flying reindeer" is probably fake too, by the way. because CGI is a thing. they don't do that in real life.