username + id: hamkid + 299978
chicoon being used: Zephir
stay or go with mockingbird? Go!!
prompt:
"—Woah woah woah, bud, who are you calling a fool—" Wonderful. Just wonderful! Just what Zephir wanted! Someone who can be just as grouchy and rude as he is! FANTASTIC! Oh, woe be upon him! He tosses his shovel to the side, grumbling before trying to calm himself down. Can't just be grumpy all the time... Well, maybe, it's just that nobody else liked it, so he had to think before making this... Mockingbird fellow even more irritated. Unfortunately Zephir isn't great at not being a downer. Welp, he tried. Maybe he can just try harder next time, or something. Oh well.
"Dangerous? I'm sure it couldn't possibly be that bad. I'll go, not because I have half a brain, but because really, what's so dangerous about this forest, anyways? Are the bears more like SCARES? Yeah, yeah, I get it, probably some wild animals and stuff but I'm sure it's tolerable. Why do you live there if it's ever-so-dangerous, anyways? Wouldn't you be fearing for your life every minute of the day?"
To be honest, he did think Carol getting smacked in the face with Mockingbird's tail was kind of funny. Oh, the humanity, let the fun begin...