what is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

[Buttermoo]

Mine is when I was on a school field trip in a white dress, we were assigned to go find items with a partner, I found our items next to bandaged dragon corpses that were rotting where there was water seperating the 2 places with a bridge, the water was low enough to walk in, my dress was stained with mud, I walked through water instead of on the bridge like a reasonable person, my dress was clean, my classmate found the other items, I realised that there were those dragon corpses and started to run away, before regrouping with the class, everything seemed normal, until I passed through that bus back and woke up.

[HuskyToons]

I once had a dream where Ghidorah from the MonsterVerse came and tried to take over the world again. I was in some kind of city along with a crowd of a bunch of other people. Suddenly my dog shows up out of nowhere and transforms into a kaiju that looks almost exactly like Ghidorah, except he had dog like faces and he had red tufts of hair on each of his three heads, which is weird because he literally does not have any red fur on him. He's a golden retriever. Well anyway, my dog/kaiju thing flies up and begins to quarrel with Ghidorah. Soon Ghidorah is about to defeat my dog once in for all before Mothra and Rodan show up, and help my dog out a bit before they randomly disappeared. Then, things take a really weird turn when Pennywise from IT showed up and held up this really shiny rock. It was so shiny that the light took up my entire looking space, but before anything else could happen I woke up and the dream ended. Dreams are weird, man.

[parx]

this is probably also the oldest dream i can remember, but when i was around 5/6 yrs old i had a dream that i was in the blue's clues universe and we were being chased around the house by a giant bee

and this one is my sister's but it still makes me laugh — she once dreamed that she was laying in bed and different celebrity singers (taylor swift, justin bieber, etc) kept coming in and singing to her. there was a whole group just standing around her bed. then she looked up and saw ceelo green on the ceiling ,,,, he said "uh oh the glue's coming off" and fell on her and that's how she woke up 💀💀

[foxinthehouse]

This dream happened when I was really young, probably about 5 years old. At the time, I didn't know anything about religion let alone Christianity and the beliefs it contains. I dreamt that me and two of my other friends at the time were walking along this path until we got to a fork in the road that split off into two different directions. The right side of the path showed a happy and heavenly side at the end of the path, while the left side showed a dark, gloomy, and ominous feel. I ended up choosing the left side of the path and as we deepened into the area of the path there were different rooms you had to go into in order to get out of the dark area, and as each room progressed the rooms got more horrific and graphic. I remember telling my mom about this dream and she was completely freaked out merely because thats typically what symbolizes heaven and hell; right and left paths, in addition to the descriptions of each path and the left side that I went on specifically. Not really a weird dream but definitely odd since I had no idea what that meant and my mind pictured it for me perfectly at such a young age.

[Estruds]

i'll give two because both are weird. they might be a bit scary for some people, so just watch out. i was never scared by any of them, but others might be?

the first one was a frequent, recurring dream i had as a child around the age of 5-8. it's the zombie apocalypse and the entire world is washed in tones of grey, blue and black. i'm driving with my family on a lonely road, and everything around us is wilted. we eventually arrive in this small town (think film western size) with all the doors and windows barricaded. as we see no zombies around us, nor see any sign of recent activity, we get out and start to go through the houses one-by-one to scavenge for anything useful. in the last house, there's a cellar with an outside entrance with those horizontal doors that open upwards. we go inside to check it out and nothing seems out of the ordinary. somehow we realise that all the zombies are inside the cellar, hundreds of them, and we clamour to get out as fast as possible. we all make it out, or so we think. just as we reach our car, we realise that my dad isn't with us. he's a rather large man and he got stuck in the cellar door. he tells us to just drive as far away as fast as possible, and that's all i remember.

the second is much more recent and it's also a recurring one that i dreamt at least twice a month over the span of a year and a half. in the cellar of my parents house, we have a saddle room where we keep all the gear for our horses. the walls and roof in the cellar are lined completely by concrete and bricks, but in this dream there were wooden rafters and the lighting wasn't very good. i was always putting away the gear with an uneasy feeling, when suddenly i was stung to d*ath by what felt like a big scorpion tail. the creature always changed. sometimes it was a giant scorpion, other times it was a manticore, an alien, hell, i even dreamt up my own bird-like mishmash. the only constant facts were that i was stung by its tail, that i d*ed in the end and that i knew i was dreaming, but couldn't do anything to change it. it was almost like having an out-of-body experience while inside my own body.

[Frith]

Had this dream years ago but I still remember it.
I'm at a beach, except the sea is a huge blanket. Then I'm somehow in a group fighting a giant cockatrice, it's eventually beheaded, but instead of blood it's mustard coming out of it.
And some kind of ogre grabs me, and plans to eat me, but I manage to convince it to spare me because they needed advice to "look fashionable" (???). So instead of being eaten I'm used as a pincushion, while giving fashion advice to an ogre.

[Guest]

i can't remember the weirdest, but once i had a dream where i asked one of my friends if kyubi from yokai-watch was edible,

[DolphinThings]

Two smallmouth bass turned on a lamp and asked me if I wanted to go to heaven or hell

[FunFace]

I've had so many weird dreams but one of my more recent ones involved my bf killing me and like hunting me down and tricking me nd stuff. It was really weird be cause when I got stabbed I like felt it? And it woke me up. It wasnt pleasant but definitely super weird

[neapolitan]

I have a weird one, from like… when I was 6-7 years old. It was the worst nightmare I’d ever had. Me and my mom used to play this game called Paradise Bay, and it was a fun game, but my mom got way too far ahead of my, like 40 levels above. She owned these sloths that collected mushrooms and honey and stuff, and I thought they were really cute, but at the same time looked like 50 year old men. So I went to sleep one night and I was in a scene on the island. My tiny brain made the 2D map into a 3D landscape, so I was really in the game. So I was walking around, and then I were on a bike, and a train was approaching me. In the train sat a sloth, looking even more creepy than in the actual game. The train was one of those toy trains with bright colors, but it felt really morbid. So I was cycling away from it, as fast as I could, but it ended up running over me. Then that just looped until I willed myself into dreaming about something else, which I can still do. It’s really convenient sometimes.