[I Like Bees]

What advertisement would this cat star in?
You can choose anything from cat food to Grammarly, but make sure it's CS appropriate!

Ends February 16th, 11:59 PM CST

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[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Cat Name:[/b]
[b]Gender:[/b]
[b]Rank:[/b]
[b]Clan:[/b] (Please link)
[b]Age:[/b] (1 year or above)
[b]Prompt:[/b]

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Name: Peter
Gender: Male
Rank: Freelance lawyer
Clan: Universes Eclipse
Description: Red mackerel tabby
with low white and green eyes
Age: 28
Edits: -
Owner: StormSerpent

[Griff]

Username: Griff
Cat Name: Tomatotongue
Gender: Male
Rank: tbd
Clan: https://toyhou.se/griffhighwind/charact ... er:2507939
Age: 15 moons
Prompt:

Hisssssss...

It was the only sound on set anyone could hear, as the orange tom was bound in an admittedly adorable pair of custom made booties and collar. Everyone would want to buy these after this commercial aired! Only Tomato would not sit still, and was hissing at everyone they saw.

Hissss...

Eventually, they managed to calm him down long enough with a can of tuna. As he sat there eating his tuna he thought: 'That's it. This is why cats go feral. After this indignation I am running off to the wilds too...' On the plus side though, it was an adorable commercial. But after, the Two-Legs never saw Tomato the actor again.

[Goatmom]

Username: Goatmom
Cat Name: Salmonscale
Gender: male
Rank: Deputy
Clan: https://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=103&t=4676447
Age: 37 moons
Prompt:
Salmonscale sat before a microphone, his tail curled around his paws. The small
" If you ever find yourself in the tiny town of Nightvale stop at Big Ricos Pizza. Now without any of those awful wheat or wheat by products! And remember no one does a slice like Big Rico. No One." His meow clear and practiced. He purred as a hand petted his head not noticing the way the tattoos on said had were moving.
" and that was a word from our sponcor. And what a cute sponsor you are!" The radio host praised before moving on with his strange broadcast.

[StormSerpent]

Username: StormSerpent
Cat Name: Peter
Gender: male
Rank: freelance lawyer
Clan: https://toyhou.se/stormserpent/characte ... er:2746337
Age: 28
Prompt:

“You!” It starts out with a bang! He busts through a drawing of a cartoon frowny face, stopping to spit out a bit of the paper. “You need a lawyer? We’ve got you covered, at Pete’s! No confusing fuss that you’d see at a big firm, just me, Pete!”
He straightens his tie and winks at the camera, a cartoon sparkle appearing with a BOOF, it was supposed to be a ding but it appears he put the wrong sound effect…
“I graduated from a real college! Yes, you heard me! I’m a real graduated lawyer, and for low costs i can be YOUR lawyer!” He nodded enthusiastically, then turned to look at someone off camera before realizing he was still being filmed.
“Please hire me, I need this, I lost everything in the divorce.” He was going off script- this was bad, that’s absolutely no way to convince anyone you’re any good at you’re job… poor Pete.
“AND… CUT!” Someone yelled offscreen before he could mess it up even worse.

[feather ']

Username: feather '
Cat Name: tbd
Gender: female
Rank: healer
Clan: the still waters
Age: 19 moons
Prompt:

‘’ Introducing Mousetraps!!’’

She could see the mouse, skittering along the edge of the river. She forced herself to stalk the mouse, but as she did, the mouse had turned toward her and had spotted her, and then the small figure scurried away.

That was when she saw a wooden item laying close by, she could see something watching her, almost like an eye. She batted the eye watching her.
‘’AHH! The cat made the camera-’’ Then she heard another voice.
‘’ Don’t blame her, you had that thing to close anyway…’’
‘’It wasn’t even-’’

She didn’t hear the rest, she started to ignore the voices, focusing on investigating this unknown object. She paused, thinking…

Then she had an idea how to catch that mouse…

This had to be it. She dragged along a wooden item, along with a sliver of cheese. She crept away from the item, waiting for what seemed like hours.
Then conveniently the mouse scurried by falling for the sliver of cheese.

She darted toward the mouse, who now lay stuck in the wooden trap. Finally! But just then the small body of the mouse had been taken away. And then she had to do it all over again. No...

But one day she hoped that she would be able to have that mouse. Even though she had to do this a million times.
Please just give me that mouse + the cheese.

[I Like Bees]

Username: StormSerpent
Cat Name: Peter
Gender: male
Rank: freelance lawyer
Clan: https://toyhou.se/stormserpent/characte ... er:2746337
Age: 28
Prompt:

“You!” It starts out with a bang! He busts through a drawing of a cartoon frowny face, stopping to spit out a bit of the paper. “You need a lawyer? We’ve got you covered, at Pete’s! No confusing fuss that you’d see at a big firm, just me, Pete!”
He straightens his tie and winks at the camera, a cartoon sparkle appearing with a BOOF, it was supposed to be a ding but it appears he put the wrong sound effect…
“I graduated from a real college! Yes, you heard me! I’m a real graduated lawyer, and for low costs i can be YOUR lawyer!” He nodded enthusiastically, then turned to look at someone off camera before realizing he was still being filmed.
“Please hire me, I need this, I lost everything in the divorce.” He was going off script- this was bad, that’s absolutely no way to convince anyone you’re any good at you’re job… poor Pete.
“AND… CUT!” Someone yelled offscreen before he could mess it up even worse.

Congrats!

[StormSerpent]

Thank you so much!