Username: Kyar
Teekin entering: #1 - Black Cat
Teekin name: Basil
Prompt:"In case you haven't noticed," he yawns, stretching first forward, then extending back, "being awful at everything means you don't have to do anything."
You stare blankly back for a few seconds, and it's clear by the roll of his eyes he sees you don't get it.
"Imagine you want the dishes done. Would you ever ask someone who left food bits stuck all about?"
No, of course not, you answer.
"Exactly. The best way to be is the absolute worst." He pulls a sleep mask over his eyes. "Now, if you don't mind, I've set aside this hour for a nap." For just another instant, he lifts the mask again, one eye blearily peeking out at you. "If you need something to do, I'm sure there are plenty of dishes."
Oh brother. This guy really is best at being the worst.
Why do you have to be roommates?
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Username: Kyar
Teekin entering: #2 - Jack O Lantern Witch
Teekin name: Paulana
Prompt:If you lined up all the candy corn sold each Halloween, it would circle the moon 21 times.
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