[TheUnknown]

Username + ID: TheUnknown [778181]
Name: Raine
Gender: Female
How much Hair is too much? :
you tell me. How much hair is too much? Some say none is, some say a mountain of hair is! Personally, hair is enough in general.

[shortstop]

Username + ID: shadow9119 + 201714
Name: quill
Gender: male
How much Hair is too much?
Can you use the hair as a mattress to sleep on? Bit weird, sure, but not an unreasonable amount of hair. Now, can you use the hair as a mattress, blanket, pillow, and as a substitute for a stuffed animal to keep you company at night? Now it might be too much.

[darling feathers]

username + id: darling feathers + 704885
name: lizzie
gender: female

[SilhouetteStation]

Username + ID: SilhouetteStation + 676516
Name: Balliard
Gender: male

How much Hair is too much?
He doesn't have enough, actually. There's just not enough chaos attached to it yet. Sure, the leather cord snapped when he tried to tie it back. Maybe hubby can hardly move around the kitchen without fighting the hair equivalent of a thorn barrier. Maybe the oldest is trying to brush it with a fork, and the toddler is riding on his tail, and of course the little darling baby is trying to suck on some of the strands. But who wants making dinner to be easy? Who actually wants to eat at a decent hour? Who doesn't want to swear in front of the kids? No, the concept of 'too much hair' doesn't exist in this household, and neither does sarcasm.

[EditMeNot]

Username + ID: EditMeNot 812433
Name: Aphrodite
Gender: Female
How much Hair is too much? Only too much hair is when you go outside and you think its night so you sneak off to local FastFood restaurant to get midnight fries(tm) and you wonder why theres so many cars but then you realize your not getting midnight fries(tm) because by god, its not midnight, your hair is effectively blocking out the sun and your view on the time of the day. but thats ok you can get midday fries(tmtm)

[Junker Queen]

Username + ID: Queen Cupid 883233
Name: Sugar
Gender: Lady
How much Hair is too much? depends on your stats. Sugars' hair is silky smooth nothing gets caught in it, Sugar also uses her hair has a bed and blanket.

[p4wpz]

Username + ID: bappledilk + 415279

Name: Delilah

Gender: Demigirl

How much Hair is too much? There will never be enough. I aspire to be Rapunzel.

[emh]

Username + ID: Lore || 986497
Name: Vera
Gender: Non-Binary (Masc-Leaning)
How much Hair is too much?
Vera believes that the only when you spend 12 hours brushing your hair, you have too much hair.
Fortunately, Vera only spends 11 hours brushing their hair, which they think is a perfect amount.

[Wolfumus]

Username + ID: Wolfumus // 934674
Name: Gusto
Gender: Male
How much Hair is too much?

If you tend to mix your hair in with your spaghetti noodles by accident, don't worry, it isn't too much yet.
If you need to let your hair out the car window to see while driving, don't worry, it isn't too much yet.
If you need to pay for second plane ticket just for your hair, don't worry, it isn't too much yet.
If you have to roll around everywhere because you can't walk without tripping on your hair, don't worry, it isn't too much yet.
If you could lose significant amounts of weight by getting a haircut, don't worry, it isn't too much yet.
If you could never win the lottery because you couldn't see your numbers through your hair, don't worry, it isn't too much yet.
If you could stop a bullet with your own hair, don't worry, it isn't too much yet.
If you haven't been able to finish brushing all of your hair for years, don't worry, it isn't too much yet.
If you can put an angora rabbit to shame with your hair, don't worry, it isn't too much yet.
If you don't have to wear winter clothing because your hair keeps you warm enough, don't worry, it isn't too much yet.
If you need to vacuum your house multiple times a day to get rid of hair, don't worry, it isn't too much yet.
ડBut៹ if ခyour hairઇ is literally ऽgetting៹ in ડthe wayခ of៹ ઇthe words you'reઇ typing, ခmate, ડI ઇthink៹ you have a ડproblemခ.

[lovage]

Username + ID: lovage + 817593
Name: wren
Gender: male
How much Hair is too much?
having enough hair to take over all of space, both known and unknown, and covering everything up is absolutely fine. but, taking over all of time and space is where the line has to be drawn. all of that hair doesn’t need cover up literally everything past, present, and future. covering up the present time period is fine, but every time period is when the line (and scissors) need to be drawn.