[WitchHazel]

STYLISH Smooth pawed-hoofed lambicorn
{weight edit (beefy), custom ears, custom claws, custom shark tail, heart-shaped pupil, custom toothy smile, custom eyebrow, small satyr horns (one chipped), profile edit, custom shark fin, custom eyes, custom gills}
A red velvet shark lambie! For this one, give me the worst possible pick-up line you can find (cs-appropriate, of course). I'll be choosing the one that makes me laugh the most, so hit me with the most absurd silly pick-up line you can think up! This'll be a short contest, running for a few days.

⇣⇣⇣ Contest! ⇣⇣⇣
⭐︎ Ends 2/13 at rollover to 2/14! ⭐︎

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[i][b]I'd like to adopt![/b][/i]
Username:
Name:
Gender:
Prompt:

[KestrelTheFirecat]

I'd like to adopt!
Username: KestrelTheFirecat
Name: Shanine
Gender: male
Prompt: we are a purrfect fit

[Dr. Paine]

I'd like to adopt!
Username: Dr. Paine
Name: Velma
Gender: - (they/them)
Prompt: Are you my glasses? Cause I can’t see life without you!

[realkitty56]

I'd like to adopt!
Username: Realkitty56
Name: acohear
Gender: male
Prompt: There is many fish in the sea but I hooked the big one, which happens to be you.

[throwaway7u3879342]

I'd like to adopt!
Username: KawaiiFudge
Name: Drizzle
Gender: Male
Prompt: When i said i needed an angel to help me, i didnt mean a goddess.

[kingofthewildthings]

I'd like to adopt!
Username: DemonReaper
Name: Romeo
Gender: male
Prompt:Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

[god is a woman]

I'd like to adopt!
Username: god is a woman
Name: damien
Gender: male
Prompt: "see all these hooks in me ? i got them from reeling in all my fish dates . maybe you could be next ?"

[Queen Vivane]

I'd like to adopt!
Username: Queen Vivane
Name: Mini
Gender: Female
Prompt: If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

[malbear]

I'd like to adopt!
Username: typowriter
Name: lance
Gender: demiboy
if you were a potato,, you'd be a really nice potato

[dagonet]

I'd like to adopt!
Username: ambopteryx
Name: Maybe
Gender: yes
Prompt:
1: "Did it hurt?"
2: "What?"
1: "Did it hurt when you fell just then and played it off as if nobody saw it? Because I saw you and it was SUPER funny. Anyways, are you single?"