[Freindlypandas]

Username: Freindlypandas
Lambicorn name: Nicholas
Gender: Male
Piratey Joke:
How do pirates prefer to communicate?


Aye to aye!

[Griff]

Username: Griff
Lambicorn name: Pauly
Gender: Male
Piratey Joke:
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!

[alphias]

Username: Alpha Snowdust
Lambicorn name: Blackburr (the parrot's name is Squakers)
Gender: Male
Piratey Joke:
Q: How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
A: He bought it on sail.

[lilpupin]

Username: lilpupin
Lambicorn name: Charleskin
Gender: male
Piratey Joke:
"What's a pirate's least favorite vegetable?"
Leeks

[clickbait]

username: clickbait
lambicorn name: black crow
gender: male
piratey Joke: what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye matey!

[SunnyStreets]

do you like math?

username. ravenwhisper's wish name. Stellamaris pronouns. she/her credit. xxx



3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.

[Miafire]

Username: Miafire
Lambicorn name: Willard
Gender: Male
Piratey Joke: Ye know what this here Lambicorn is? It's Arrrrrrrrrrt!

[realkitty56]

Username: Realkitty56
Lambicorn name: Seymour
Gender: Male
Piratey Joke: In case his ship is sunk, every pirate carries a bar of soap with him at all times. You know, to wash him ashore.

[rem sleep]

Username: rem sleep
Lambicorn name: victor mcinroy the fourth
Gender: male
Piratey Joke: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore later!

[ketsup]

Username: XxFlamepoolxX
Lambicorn name: Barry D. Treasure
Gender: Male
Piratey Joke:
(Man how am I gonna beat these?)

Why is pirating so addictive?

They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

OH my gosh. I read through all of these twice and it was so hard to pick between... yalls jokes are so good 😭

UNTIL I READ THIS NAME.
So congratulations, Barry D. Treasure and his joke are yours!! Enjoy! <3
Thank you all for the good laugh! 🦜

-x-

username: clickbait
lambicorn name: black crow
gender: male
piratey Joke: what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye matey!

I'd also like to offer a Classic MYO as a runner up to you! I did laugh out loud at this after saying it! xD
Please post here when you're ready to make your MYO & link this post as proof!