[mae]

Username: -rain
Name: Oliver
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt:

Oliver loves to perform comedy! It’s his favourite thing to do, and it makes him feel happy. But the manager at the comedy club doesn’t think much of his jokes! Oliver isn’t allowed to perform there until the manager has heard a joke he is happy with. Every week Oliver works hard to come up with the best joke he can, to impress the manager! But every week he is sent away again. Last attempt, Oliver was kicked out again, but he won’t give up, he went home to work on another joke.

[Chamrosh]

Username: Chamrosh
Name: Sekani
Pronouns: He/Him
Prompt: Sekani has wanted to perform comedy for a long time, and he wanted to make his performances the best performances that anyone would get to see.
He decided he needed to be doing some market research to achieve that - going out to watch successful comedians in his area to see how they handled things. He was mostly interested in watching to understand how to maintain stage presence and keep the audience gripped, but he always seems to forget this reason half way through and just get fully engaged with the show!
He'd gone with his friend to a show, and about half way through, they both started laughing very hard at the jokes, and seeing each other laugh made them both laugh harder...
It was a little cycle of perpetually increasing laughter.
The people at the next table were not so fun loving and complained about "laughing too loudly". What sort of nonsense complaint is that?!
Sekani is going to go see the same comedienne again as soon as he's able to!

[Fallenleaf]

Username: Fallenleaf
Name:Max
Pronouns:he/him
Prompt:

Max was sort of a goofball, a joker and also a dork. He is extremely clumsy, tripping over about anything, usually ruining weddings and such because of him (But we don’t speak of that). Someone told him once to go join the circus, he being a little bit of an idiot did but he ruined that too. Finally one day it hit him. “I’m gonna be a comedian, duh!” He stood on the stage, and then found out he had stagefright. He was leaving the stage when he fell down the steps, thud-thud-oof.He knocked someone over and thus began a chain of events. They fell onto some equipment, the curtains fell, The stagelights falling from the ceiling. Somehow there was a fire that burned lots (No keldine was injured, except for Max.) They banned him from coming back ever again. Max was always welcome at grandma’s house and he told her jokes to brighten her day and max was rewarded with homeade cookies and milk, fresh out of the oven.

[gloomyghost]

Username: gloomyghost
Name: Quinton
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt: while being under the influence, he got up on stage himself to try and run the comedy show when he wasn’t supposed to.

[Fishrabies]

Username: Feralfish
Name: Tobi
Pronouns: He/him
Prompt:

Tobi was an average keldine looking to spend his afternoon at the club to forget his daily work stress that piled up for the day. One day Tobi had been particularly not paying attention as he entered bumping into a bigger scarier Keldine with gnarly teeth snaring back growling at him. Tobi felt his blood run from his head to his paws as the opposing Keldine pulled a first punch starting a club fight. The fight lasted for an hour before it settled down after the owner a even stronger Keldine ended the fight and asked Tobi to leave and never return back to the club for starting a fight.

[f1owercrown]

Username: f1owercrown
Name: Dimitri
Pronouns: He/Him
Prompt:
“A handsome keldine walks into a shoe shop. The seller says, ‘What will you buy?’ The keldine responds, ‘Uh... that boot, please.’

He then gets kicked outta there for ordering the boot.”

(It’s this ending joke where you see him getting kicked out of the comedy club, but for theatrical performance only. The crowd loves his act too much to actually kick him out.)

[na-no]

username: nano.
name: freddie
pronouns: he/him
prompt: freddie has visited the exact same comedy club, as an audience member, for years. every saturday evening, he walks up to the manager and begs her to let him perform. "i've got jokes like you've never heard!" he insists, but every week, it's a no.
finally, one night, the manager is sick of his nagging. "alright," she relents, "there's a charity event coming up next wednesday and the act we had arranged just dropped out. you can go up and do your thing, but if you make one mistake, you're never coming back."
freddie is ecstatic. he spends every day preceding the event working on his jokes. finally, the day comes, and freddie steps up to the mic.
"did you hear about the circus fire? it was in tents!"
"two cannibals are eating a clown. one says to the other, "does this taste funny to you?""
needless to say, the 30th annual gathering of the jolly roger's circus catastrophe support group wasn't too impressed.

(167/200)
>it's so bad i sory

[fuyunofabuki]

Username:fuyunofabukiaj
Name: Birth name: Tyme
Stage name: Mysterios (supposed to be misspelled to add flair to flyers)
Pronouns:he/him
Prompt:Tyme’s jokes were getting old, he bounced around from comedy club to comedy club. He was about to give up his search when he found this pop up one. Curious he walked inside it was empty. Sighing to himself he was about to walk out when the doors slammed shut. He jumped and spun around to hear that he would never leave. He soon fell to the floor and when he awoke he was on some form of stage.
“ Mysterios! Mysterios! Mysterios!” Was all he could hear over the ringing in his ears. He stood up he knew that he’d have to get kicked out of here to escape. He stood up as the crowd went wild. He took a deep breath and looked at the audience. He smirked he had an idea, he would tell the joke that got him kicked out of the last one. “So a bear and a rabbit were taking a poo in the forest. And the bear turns to the rabbit and asks.” He paused time get his character voice, and said in a gruff and gragly tone “excuse me but do you have problems with poop sticking to your fur?” Pausing again to get the rabbits voice a shy squeaky voice “why no I don’t.” Said the rabbit.” Back in his normal smooth like honey voice he said “so the bear wiped his but with the rabbit!” The shadowy figure threw him out and the pop up comedy club vanished. But he still bears the name Mysterios when he does get any chance to go up on any stage. In hopes that he never has to walk into a pop up comedy club again.

[black crow]

Username: therion
Name: sylvie
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt: his nervousness caused him to mix up his words. repeatedly. he can't quite remember exactly what had happened -- but he'd likely accidentally said something terribly offensive on accident. and it was all a blur from there, he'd practically been thrown out of the club on his rear end.

[bunsniff]

Username: bunsniff
Name: Wolfgang
Pronouns: he/him
Prompt:

When placing Wolfgang on the front stage of your comedy club, you must be careful. You either get two things from the kid, either a hilarious brat with a witty tone or a guy who hops off the stage onto a table which then combusts beneath him. There is simply no in-between. On the nights in which you will find him trying to crowd-surf, he will claim all drinks are on him and then casually skip the tab. He will flirt with both ladies and lads alike and usually end up getting a smack to the cheek. Most of the comedy club owners know the start of his bad episodes and usually can nudge him out before he causes major damage.