[cozymutt]

Username:
jonesy
Name:
Stevie
Gender:
Male
Wondermail:
Please bring me a Fresh Water! I ran out and I want to keep exploring!
Client: Stevie
Objective: Deliver fresh water.
Location: Kalokairi Island
Difficulty: D
Reward: $5.00 and a charm off my bracelet!

[nermal1999]

Username: Nermal1999
Name: Curtis
Gender: Male
Wondermail: Somebody get me off this island!

objective: save me!!!
Client: Curtis
status: uninjured but in need of supplies
Climate: rough waters
Success rate: easy! like I'm going to say hard
Location: ????? I don't even know I forgot to ask!!!
Reward: sand lots and lots of sand!!
considering it's the only thing I have, scene I lost all my luggage in the ocean.

[I Like Bees]

Username: I Like Bees
Name: Nicolas
Gender: Male
Wondermail:

I'm in trouble...

This island is terrifying!
There are birds and crabs and mice everywhere!
Please rescue me!!

Client: Me, of course!
Objective: Get me off this island. By any means necessary. Seriously, I'll take a jet ski at this point!
Place: Kalon-carry? K-k-.. It's an oddly-named island and it starts with a 'K'..?
Difficulty: Oh, uh, what? Easy. Super easy. Shockingly, insanely easy. Yep. Just get me out of here!
Reward: Eternal Gratitude This item is non-tradeable and priceless. This item cannot be sold for currency nor used for anything actually useful. Occasional awkward hugs may be redeemed with this item without consuming it. Abuse of this item will result in its confiscation.

[Left.]

Username: dragonmina
Name: Squid
Gender: male
Wondermail: Help! Ship crashed! Stuck on tiny island without Wi-Fi or a video game system!
Location: an island in the middle of nowhere
Client: Squid
Objective: Get me Wi-Fi and video games! Get my cheetohs and soda too! Address is 3745 kalon st. Crystal city. Here's a list of what I need:
Soda, cheetos, potato chips, a McDonald's cheeseburger, more soda more chips, ice cream any video game system, all my games, Wi-Fi, more cheeseburgers, my gaming couch, potato salad, and got dogs! I house my keys inside the garden gnome at my front door. Seriously,I will die if I can't have super smash bros with me here!
Reward: whatever I can find!

[knickknacks]

Username: Knickknacks
Name: Calais "Cal"
Gender: Male
Wondermail:

I expected to go on a cruise! A safe cruise!
Not get stranded on a random island! Help me get
out of here- please!

Client: Calais

Objective: Get me off this island- by boat,
plane, magic teleportation ritual-I don't care how you do it!

Place: 'Kalokairi Island,' I'm told. No clue how to pronounce it.

Difficulty: I mean. I'm not exactly sure where this place is.
Or how you get here. It also depends on how capable you, the
rescuer, are of summoning a plane or helpful wizard to your
aid. I'll say 'B.'

Reward: I'll give you... the rest of the bottles I was using
to send messages, all the loose change I have, and... listen, you
get me out of here and you can take your pick from what's left
of my luggage. Deal?

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name: Karkat
gender: male

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[【Ｗｉｌｄｆｉｒｅ】]

Username: 【Ｗｉｌｄｆｉｒｅ】
Name: Casper
Gender: ♂ Male
Wondermail:

SOS!

Please help me! I-I just wanted to go on a cruise, get away for a little while, but I got stranded on this island, and I can’t get off. I can’t do this anymore. It’s been days, and I still can see no escape. I’m losing hope fast. I’ve been trying to send a message for help, but this big, scary kalon keeps taking my messages before they can get past the island! I think he’s allied with the crabs!

Client: Cas
Objective: get me off this cursed island before I die of heatstroke/thirst/starvation/tropical disease/being stabbed by a crab/etc
Location: Somewhere in the far-off sea . . . I’m not really sure. It’s some kind of island. I don’t know the name and I’m too afraid to ask the locals. It’s kind of sandy like. There are tropical plants, and a lot of crabs. Does that help?
Difficulty: E? D? C? How do these work . . . ? I’m not sure? This seems to be a normal-ish island. There are krabs crabs on the island though, so that could pose a danger. Also I think the locals are conspiring against me, and they might be cannibals, so they could pose a threat. Please just help me. My hands are shaking and I can hardly hold my pencil steady.
Reward: My undying gratitude—wait, what if that’s not enough, oh no—I could give you this weird rock I found? I’m sure I have something of value? There has to be something? I don’t know how much longer I can hold out. I’m scared.

XOXO,
Cas

The handwriting looks rushed and slightly shaky, and it is faintly smudged in a few places, as if the kalon writing it was in a hurry.


This boi is very desperate to get off the island. He thinks the locals are out to get him. Also he has a crab phobia.

[puddssoul]

Username: puddssoul
Name: Sullivan
Gender: male
Wondermail:

Help! I'm getting sunburnt and I'm pretty sure I just stepped on a crab! Get me off this island before I go crazy and start talking to a volleyball!
Location: Crab-infested Island
Client: Sullivan (the very red sunburnt fellow)
Objective: Get me home any way you can! Plane, boat, magical flying dragon, it doesn't matter!
Difficulty: Easy, as long as you have some mode of transportation!
Reward: My friendship, and as many crabs as you can carry, for companionship or eating, whatever you're into!

[sylveonsweetie987]

Username: sylveonsweetie987
Name: Ezra Octillery
Gender: Male
Wondermail:
Help!
I JUST WANT TO GET HOMEEEE THIS IS THE WORST CRUISE EVERRRR
Client: Ezra Octillery
Objective: Help me!!! PLEASEEE
Place: Grand Sea B2F
Difficulty: C
Reward: WHATEVER YOU WANT ILL GIVE YOU THE SCALES I GOT HERE OR MY VINTAGE TOYS MY HAND IN MARRIAGE EVEN JUST PLEASE COME GET ME

[persona]

Username: persona
Name: Red
Gender: Male
Wondermail:

Well this is unfortunate! Please, help!
I don't think these bottles are working...
Take me to the nearest police dept, please.
Client: Red
Objective: Find the Police Department
Place: The Fantasy Strait's impromptu port
Difficulty: E
Reward: Picture of a Antillean crested
hummingbird from their last cruise