by SilhouetteStation » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:17 pm
username: SilhouetteStation
name: Lua
what are they mad about?: (50 words min.)
See, the thing is, I wasn't mad. I'm not usually a mad person. I've been called a few things before; passionate, fiery, maybe even high spirited. But I didn't anger easily. Not in my own opinion, anyway.
This cruise has been great so far. Sun, sea, and not giving a shingle about anything. It's been great having a little 'me time'. A break from the rat race. A place to kick back and relax, away from anyone who could disturb me.
Or so I thought.
All I'd wanted was a cold drink after a hot day. Did I have a few drinks? Well, I certainly didn't stop at one. Why wouldn't I take advantage of this amazing bar, and the 'tender who looks like a walking fog machine? This cruise is stellar! If it was a fast food place it'd be McDonald's, because I'm lovin' it.
So there I am, in the bar, sipping away at a nice cocktail when this group in the corner start getting a bit rowdy. One of them starts messing with the jukebox, and all of a sudden Aqua's blasting out of the speakers and they're falling off their chairs. I mean, Barbie Girl? Seriously? Obviously they were doing it for a laugh, but it wasn't exactly funny to me.
I did what everyone else seemed reluctant to do, and went over to have a polite word. Well, a few words were exchanged, actually, when they wouldn't let me turn it down. And then - get this - one of them has the audacity to tell me to calm down. For your information buddy, I was perfectly calm before you all started acting up! You don't tell someone to calm down when they're already calm! That's like, the most annoying thing you can tell someone.
We shared a few more choice words - good thing kids aren't allowed in the bar - and it probably would have turned into a choice brawl if ol' Foggy Bar Man there hadn't of stepped in. Eh, probably for the best they threw me out. Wouldn't have been fun, getting hurt on holiday. Then again, it's not like they can kick me off. What are they gonna do, throw me overboard? Ha!
...don't tell them I said that.