Username:
Thani
Name:
Hanson
what are they mad about?:
"Oh man this isn't what it looks like I wasn't trying to make a move on your girl! I swear!"
He ducks as an object is thrown at his head, tripping backwards as he tries getting away from the dude.
"Come on tell him! I was just asking about-- aaack!"
The guy wouldn't hear it.
...
You see what happened was. . .
Hanson was sitting at the bar, minding his own buisness as he sipped at his drink.
He decided to try something new and it was delicious. To remember this moment he popped open his front facing camera and posed for a selfie, holding the drink up to his face.
"Blehhh" he stuck his tongue out in his signature pose and noticed quickly that his tongue was BRIGHT BLUE.
"Aw come on ! This ruins my aesthetic!"
He muttered slightly irritated as he sat his drink back down.
There had to be a way to get this color off quickly.
He scanned the bar and eyes landed on a female sitting alone, sipping at a very similiar drink.
He waltzed his way over and sat next to her.
"Hey do you got any tricks at removing this ?"
He stuck his tonuge out and pointed at it.
"I know you ladies have your magical ways at doing things."
He winked, not meaning anything by it.
However he'd soon realize that was a big mistake.
...
All this ruckus and frustration for no reason.
And as he ran around the bar dodging objects and shouting out denials.
He realized to himself
He could have just drank some water to wash away the blue.
And all of this could have been avoided...
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