[HugePolecat]

Username: Scooterfrozenrabbit
Name: Annie
Collar Color: Purple that's so dark it's almost red, like a plum.
Biggest Secret: Have you ever heard of a wolf in sheep's clothing? Well, the wolf found out her master disguise was widely known to humans, so she decided to wear a cow's clothing.

[Iridize]

Username: grapejuice
Name: Biscuit
Collar Colour: rose gold w/a little golden four-leaf clover design, and a copper bell <3
Biggest Secret:
Don't tell anyone, but Biscuit is a a huge believer in superstitions and conspiracy theories. I mean, it's crazy to hear what goes on in this girls' head sometimes. She refuses to step on a crack for fear of breaking her poor mothers' back, and is also a huge believer in aliens (hey, they abduct cows; that's terrifying to her!) and all sorts of wild theories and ideas. Behind that sweet, innocent face is a huge conspiracy theorist, who can almost guarantee you that-- "Shhh, we mustn't speak here, someone's always listening." A sweet and smart little cow, she keeps her mouth shut about these crazy ideas, knowing not everyone will understand or agree. Many have picked up on her strange habits and believe it may be a form of paranoia or some obsessive compulsive disorder, but maybe that's what they want you to believe. If you're ever in need of an interesting chat, though, or some mind-blowing (and potentially paranoia-inducing) stories and theories, she's the gal for you. "Just keep it on the down-low, you never know who you can trust." As for those superstitions... she's very wary of black cats and holds quite the disdain for the number thirteen. She wouldn't dream of walking under a ladder, for fear of the bad luck it would bring, and tends to stick to clover patches. Many would assume she just loves the taste, which is not wrong, but it also never hurts to carry a four leaf clover around... ya know, just in case.

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Welp this was so hard to judge but I clung so hard to grapejuices form c,: y’all know I’m a lover of Shane Dawson and conspiracy theories in general so the fact this sweet moo is gonna follow in the superstitious footsteps enlightens me <3 congrats grapejuice! Enjoy Biscuit

[grapejuice]

AHHH
thank-you so much
I'm really glad you liked it
AND YASSS SHANE <3
low-key I was watching his videos when I came up with her secret c'8
so it's perfect ah-mah-gash

I love my conspiracy theorist, superstitious lil moo <333