I had barely finished filing the final paperwork with The Agency when I got a phone call - apparently, my sweet little Chicken Chaser had had a partner-in-crime... who was still on the loose. Immediately, I got this mental image of another Grelifcent. A sibling. A parent. Maybe even one of Broom's foals or something. But as the guy on the other end of the line kept talking, it quickly became clear that he meant nothing of the sort. This partner-in-crime was, in fact, a ferret. Yes... a ferret. Somehow, at some point, somewhere along the line... my Grelifcent had befriended a ferret. And while Broom had been living out her days peaceably, said ferret had continued raiding chicken coops in Meadowdale. All efforts to capture it had failed. Thus, as a last resort,The Agency wanted to know if I'd be willing to take a shot at reuniting Grelifcent and ferret. If only for the sanity of Meadowdale's farmers.
Three days later, I found myself unloading Broom from her trailer on the outskirts of the little town. She seemed excited, as if she knew where she was and was happy to be back, and this energy showed itself in the way she kept restlessly shifting her weight from foot to foot. If she'd had flesh on her face, I bet her nostrils would have been flaring too! She was eager to be off. Obligingly, I saddled her as quickly as I could and untied her reins from the bars of the trailer - I didn't want the Agency people to have to round her up again! - then swung myself up into my seat.
It was time to find a ferret.
I let Broom have her head for the most part. I figured that she knew the territory better than I did, and, since her nose was better then mine, she'd be the one most able to track down her little friend. Once she got done re-visiting her old haunts, anyway. The mare seemed bound and determined to catch up on everything that had happened while she'd been away! We rambled aimlessly from farm to farm, yard to yard... we even ended up paying a visit to Meadowdale's premier pub, right in the center of town! I wasn't entirely displeased, though. It was a nice, bright, summer day - perfect weather for a ride. Plus, I got a kick out of seeing people's faces when I rode by on Broom. She remembered the town, yes... and the town remembered her! Aside from the people at the pub (they'd been super friendly, and one guy even came out with a bucket of beer for my mare - she'd apparently been a regular on Thursday nights, and they were happy to learn she was OK), the people of Meadowdale didn't give us the warmest welcome. Reactions ranged from surprise and confusion to outright hatred. I suppose that'll happen when you clap eyes on a problem you'd assumed was gone for good, and I couldn't help but return every hostile glare with a big 'ol grin. Maybe they would've been happier to see us if they'd known why we were here..?
The fourth (or maybe fifth, I'd lost count) farm we visited was on the far side of town, and looked no different from the others we'd seen. Something about Broom's manner was different though. She seemed less casual, more... businesslike, I suppose? And after skirting the perimeter of the farm, she made a b-line for what I supposed was the chicken coop. Instantly, I felt my nerves tighten. She wasn't going to try anything stupid, was she? I REALLY didn't want to have to compensate this farmer if my mare went and wrecked his coop with me along. That wouldn't be easy to explain, either! I grit my teeth, and prepared to steer Broom away from the small outbuilding. As it turned out, I needn't have bothered. When we were still a fair distance away, the mare let out a loud whinny and stopped in her tracks. This prompted quite the commotion from inside the chicken coop! I could hear chickens squawking and clucking uproariously, as if someone were in there chasing them about with a broom. A puff of feathers even blew out one of the windows! If I hadn't been so nervous, I would have laughed out loud.
Just as I began worrying that an angry farmer was going to come out of the house waving a shotgun at us, the commotion stopped. A second later, a dark shadow broke away from the coop and streaked across the ground toward us. Broom's ears went forward at once, and she tossed her head a couple of times with pleasure. I had to give the reins a pull to keep her from dashing forward to meet the streak halfway.
Enter: the ferret.
It didn't see me at first - it didn't small me at first; it only had eyes for Broom! It hadn't seen her in so long! Once it reached us the little creature ran happy circles around the mare's dancing feet, showing no fear at all and chattering loudly in what certainty seemed to be a celebratory fashion. For the second time that day, I felt like laughing. It was just such a comical sight! Then Broom lowered her head so that the tip of her snout was nearly brushing the ground, pulling the reins from my hands, and I felt the laughter die on my tongue. As if on cue, the little creature stopped its capering and hopped onto her bony muzzle. From there it made its way up her skull (I could hear its claws scrabbling as it fought to find purchase on the bare bone), between her ears, and, as the mare began to lift her head again, it navigated the tangle of her mane and headed for her back. It had clearly done this many times before! Unfortunately, this was about the point it discovered that Broom wasn't alone. It nearly ran headlong into me! Surprised, confused, and very angry at the unexpected confrontation, the ferret let out a loud series of chittering sounds and started backtracking. Once it reached the mare's head, it simply sat there between her ears and shrieked at me.
I was dumbfounded. The last thing I'd expected when I set out on this little jaunt was to be cursed out by a ferret, and I was unsure of how to precede. In order to regain the reins I'd have to lean forward, putting my face dangerously close to the ferret's teeth. Which I didn't want to do. It would either take the chance to bite me, or it would become scared, lose it's footing, and fall. Evil as the little animal appeared to be, I didn't want it to hurt itself! But I couldn't just SIT here all day, either. This commotion was beginning to stress out Broom - the agitation of her companion was contagious.
Slowly, smoothly, and without taking my eyes off the ferret, I went through the motions of dismounting. For a moment the creature's cries became louder. But as the distance between myself and it increased, it began to calm down. I was barely on the ground when it rushed forward again and took over the very spot I'd just abandoned, sinking its claws into the polished leather of the saddle and looking very satisfied with itself. I couldn't help but feel irritated with the thing. As I gathered up the reins and prepared to lead Broom back across town so we could go home, I even stuck my tongue out at it. Which is something I rarely do. Most people aren't even aware I have a tongue.
The ferret stayed in the saddle for the entirety of the trek back to the trailer. In fact, it seemed to be enjoying the ride as much as I had. It simply sat there, looking around with its bright red eyes (so similar to Broom's) and taking in the sights of Meadowdale. I bet it was even enjoying the breeze through its fur. Little pest! And if I thought we'd gotten some strange looks earlier... well, those had nothing on these - if anyone had seen me load Broom into her trailer, complete with saddle and attached ferret, their eyes likely would have popped from their head! I hated not taking the mare's saddle off BEFORE loading her, but I was worried that I'd loose the ferret if I made it move now, and there wasn't enough room in the trailer for me unsaddle Broom after locking them both in. If I waited until we got home though, the little beast would just take off and hide somewhere on my own farm, where it would doubtless bide its time, waiting to rejoin Broom until I'd gone. I'd just have to be sure and give the mare an extra good rubdown to make up for this little ordeal.
The metallic thud of the trailer latch as I slotted it into place was a satisfying sound.
Mission accomplished!