[the folly of man]

Binary, does TOM ever annoy you?

"Negative. He was formerly like a bothersome coding bug, however I hacked him so he can live on his own. He still bothers me sometimes, but only when he-"
"He means I was annoying when he had to take care of me and stuff, before I was properly programmed to be able to take care of myself. He used to say I was "a huge waste of valuable time", but I think he's gotten over it now."
*vacuum noises- aka binary growling*

if anyone has ever owned a tamagotchi before, you'll know that they're just as annoying as a virtual pet can be. they poop and eat and stuff as far as I know. I probably would've known more if I hadn't accidentally deleted TOM... oops.

[sir stingray.]

Tom is like me in a nutshell