Re: ||Lunar New Year Adopts -- The Monkey

Postby cad bane » Sun Feb 25, 2018 12:56 am

    username: Brightheart~
    kalon name: Mira
    tell me a joke: What does a snowman eat for dinner? Chili *badum tshh*

man oh man I'm hyped because the monkey is my Chinese zodiac sign ndjfiekdn
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Re: ||Lunar New Year Adopts -- The Monkey

Postby WanSham » Sun Feb 25, 2018 12:57 am

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    kalon name: Tom Lapelli
    tell me a joke:
    I stepped on a grape yesterday while cooking
    Nothing came out
    But a little wine
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Re: ||Lunar New Year Adopts -- The Monkey

Postby NaCl » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:09 am

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    kalon name: Andrew
    tell me a joke: oops! I dropped my pennies! I hope the coppers don't come after me!

    Another one kinda: Nitride? More like I TRIED
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Re: ||Lunar New Year Adopts -- The Monkey

Postby VoidRinkusu » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:11 am

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    kalon name: Kapeya
    tell me a joke:
    I only tell science puns periodically, but I never get any reaction
They/them.
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Re: ||Lunar New Year Adopts -- The Monkey

Postby Fiern » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:12 am

    username: Fiern
    kalon name: Zeki
    tell me a joke:

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office.

The zoo-keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts. So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime.

However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it. At the end of the day the zoo-keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction.

Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion, he slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind.

Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!" but the lion is quick and pounces.

The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says,

"Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"
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Re: ||Lunar New Year Adopts -- The Monkey

Postby Lies With Needs » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:34 am

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    kalon name: Blanc
    tell me a joke:
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
completely inactive, much love <3
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Re: ||Lunar New Year Adopts -- The Monkey

Postby Catskitten » Sun Feb 25, 2018 1:42 am

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    kalon name:Sere
    tell me a joke:
    What plays games and cant climb a tree?

    Me.
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Re: ||Lunar New Year Adopts -- The Monkey

Postby Meridiem » Sun Feb 25, 2018 2:21 am

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    kalon name: Millian
    tell me a joke: What animal needs a wig?

    A bald eagle
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Re: ||Lunar New Year Adopts -- The Monkey

Postby Cloasiii » Sun Feb 25, 2018 2:27 am

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    kalon name: Manchu
    tell me a joke:
Why was the pig in the kitchen? Because he was bakin'! (bacon)
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Re: ||Lunar New Year Adopts -- The Monkey

Postby Sylvexi » Sun Feb 25, 2018 2:32 am

    username: SilverFoxfire
    kalon name: Houzi
    tell me a joke:
Why don't monkeys play cards in the savannah?
There are too many cheetahs there!
Probably not gonna win, but at least I tried getting my zodiac animal c':
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