[Gladis]

username: Gladis
kalon name: Edward
tell me a joke: Why can’t the man find his map?

... Because he lost it
Irony

[~Levi~]

username: ~Levi~
kalon name:
tell me a joke:
What did the pink panther do earn it saw a dead ant?
Dead ant, Dead ant, dead ant, dev - de -dead ant! Dead Ant~
The theme song which links to the joke XD

[justamindset]

username: DragonOfEmber
kalon name: Shaw
tell me a joke:
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I've 59 Seconds to Live!
Doctor: Wait a minute, please!

[mean&gay]

username: mean&gay
kalon name: manny
tell me a joke:

and the lord said unto john, "come forth and receive eternal life."

... but he came fifth, and won a toaster.

[SFA_R]

X

[Cinnamon Heart]

username: Sweet Cinnamon
kalon name: Summer
tell me a joke: What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!

[petrify]

username: ignominyy
kalon name: niruin
tell me a joke: what happens when a cop gets into bed? he becomes an undercover cop

[MotherMother]

username: MotherMother
kalon name: Mika
tell me a joke:
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch and I'll prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" Said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

[gouache]

username: Fawnfriend
kalon name: Clementine
tell me a joke: Would a monkey orchid be confused for a chimp-pansy ?

[sobble]

username: Junkratss
kalon name: Sam
tell me a joke:
What’s brown and sticky?
.. a stick.