Username: Silkendragon
Dinzi's being used: Rashida, Qeizei, Tim
Prompt answer: So, uh, remember day 1, this thread, when you handed that one kid to me? Well.. her name is.. well, she didn’t actually tell me.. We just called her Raspberry for a while, because her markings kinda look like raspberry juice. but, after a few changes, she seems happy with the name Rashida, so I guess that’s sticking. She’s, um, really good at hide and seek, apparently. I lost her for like 9 days, haha. I can neither confirm nor deny she didn’t eat anyone during that time, sorry. Don’t get mad or anything, though, I found her again. I think. I think it's her anyway. Pretty sure. I didn’t get a good look at her when she, um, first escaped, but yeah, it's probably the same kid. She nipped me real hard when I got her back, so yeah, same demon baby. Honestly she doesn’t even really look like she has teeth how can they bite so hard
Ahem, anyway. We’ve, um, well, we’re learning how to get along. She’s been hiding most of my things, I keep finding them. Symbiotic relationship maybe? She's been really insistent on hiding things. All your kids are turning out to be little terrors, I’m not sure what to do with them.
...that’s why you’re dumping them on us, isn’t it. Well, ok, I can understand you. You know what? I’ll understand you so hard, I’ll understand everyone. Even these tiny monsters. Maybe I’ll find out what they want so that they’ll stop begging for random things..
Anyway, next kid. Qeizei. He won’t stop trying to take random people's stuff. It's adorable to see him try, that's true.. The problem is, is well, hes actually getting really good at it. We’ve been kicked out of four stores already because of his sticky paws. But, ugh, I hate to admit it, but he’s making us pretty rich. Did you know he’s really convincing? And good at selling things. Is it some sort of ditzi charm he has? People practically throw money at him. I’m onto him, though. I think he’s planning something. Not sure what, when, or if he even is, but something weird is going on here..
He also found a necklace. No clue where he got it, but he doesn’t like other people touching it. Weird, because he typically likes gold coins and money more than jewelry or other easily stolen valuables. Guess he knows what kind of ditzi he is..
Now, Tim. He’s the ditzi I got most recently. Yeah, I did only get a good look at Rashida just now the other day, but Tim is still technically my newest kid. Unlike Rashida and Qeizei, he doesn’t harbor any.. Um, overly weird habits. He mostly just hides in well lit corners and reads books about mythology. Kind of a night owl though, stays up to look at the stars. Think he’s interested in constellations or something. He's a very quiet kid. Easy to take care of, too, and besides what he needs for survival, there isn’t much he wants besides more books. And caffeine. Don’t give him caffeine.
I did it once. It took a week to get most of the crayon and glitter off of the walls. And the floor. And the ceiling. Just don’t do it. He’s also a very good artist. I still scream every time I walk down the main hallway- he made a really realistic lion drawing on the wall down there. Why do your kids have such random and weird skills? Half of my books are missing, and I haven’t seen Rashida the whole day now. Most of the fruit snacks are gone, too. Some very angry women also came to our house the other day, looking for a ditzi that sounded suspiciously like Qeizei. I told her I had no clue who she was talking about. So, uh, your kids are still alive and, relatively safe, I guess. I can’t monitor three ditzis at once, you know. As long as Qeizei doesn’t get caught stealing or something, and Rashida doesn’t get stuck anywhere, and I’ve warned them both, we’ll probably be fine.
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