Re: kalon #1129

Postby *Starshimmer* » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:16 am

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Re: kalon #1129

Postby Softea » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:23 am

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name; Bumble Bea

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Hey what's more amazing than a talking dog? A SPELLING bee!
What? That's no good either?
Well I was pro-cat-inating on these jokes.
What did the cow say when you bumped into them? Moo-ve over!
Sometimes people are really strong, you can see their mussels.
What you don't like my puns? Fine, alpaca my bags and go.
If you come up with any better jokes let minnow.
You don't have to get crabby with me.
I know I know, I'm un-bee-lievable
Sssssee you later.
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Re: kalon #1129

Postby prawn » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:24 am

username; Frosted Glass

name; Melissa, but goes by Lizzie. She really likes dragging out the "z" part.

pun; "When I found out my girlfriend had 5,000 bees, I just knew she was a keeper!"

get it, like a bee keeper >:3c
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Re: kalon #1129

Postby abxy » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:26 am

username; hazel corazones
name; calla
pun; if you're a nonbinary beekeeper, are you nonbeenary?
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Re: kalon #1129

Postby artemis, » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:26 am

    username; misha.
    name; beeatrice
    pun; "who's a bee's favorite singer? BEE-YONCE."

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Re: kalon #1129

Postby NyxxofStars » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:28 am

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name; Bauble
pun; My mind is buzzing trying to find a stinging pun among the swarming ideas in my hive mind. Time's running out, gotta hit the buzzer! I suppose I'll wing it?
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Re: kalon #1129

Postby Discter » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:29 am

username; Discter
name; Beatrice
pun; "Bee careful dear, you don't want to get stung." Not a pun but one of my favorite animal jokes is, "A snake walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, 'how'd you do that?'"
i sold the devil my soul but he didn't know i never had one to begin with
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Re: kalon #1129

Postby starbitee » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:31 am

    username; Starbitee

    name; BB, short for BB girl

    pun; "I watched an animated movie about bees the other day. I laughed because the movie was so innaccurate; all worker bees are female, all males are born without stingers. My friends insisted I was wrong, so much I started to doubt myself. It wasn't until one of them actually looked it up did they learn that I was right.

    The moral is to beelieve in yourself." : )
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Re: kalon #1129

Postby candystars. » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:38 am

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Postby root » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:51 am

username; sundead
name; marial
pun;
cole and marial

"come on man! just one bee joke!"

"i don't wanna."

"aww don't be such a buzzkill!"

marial glares at the other kalon.

"just cause i don't have a stinger doesn't mean i won't attack you."

"ughhh pleaseee?? i'm gonna die if you don't!" *puppy eyes*

*sigh* "well should i take you to the waspital then?"

*actually crying* "YES! now i just gotta upload it to kalbook :3c"

"you whAT?"
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