Username; WolfwithWings38
Name; Ren
Gender; Male
Gender for breeding purposes; Male
How did they get that alien snake?: Ohhh boy well it's quite the long story, so get confy and get some snacks, because this is the story of my greatest friend alive.
Chapter 1 How I got to the majestic place of time that only time could see.
Yo Aiyana! http://www.chickensmoothie.com/oekaki/i ... 1488314134 Ugghh, what do you want Ren?! *I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME BE AFTER THE INCIDENT! Look, I'll leave you alone after this question! Could you tell me where the alien pet store is? The what! You know, where you got the bird that can shoot fire out of it's mouth and can fart lazers and can speak spanish? You mean the Oddity Pet Store? Yeah, I do know where it is, but why in the WORLD would YOU want to go there?! Because I need a pal that is cool like your bird Fido! Oh my GOD REN! For the LAST time It's CHEETO not FIDO! Why do you think I called him that?
It's because she farts CHEETOS not LAZERS! And yes, I guess I'll take you to the pet shop because I feel generous today. YAAAAAY! While Ren is screaming, he's jumping in a circle while twirling and is acting like a 5 year old human being.
Chapter 2 At The Shop...
After going through the teleport portal, Aiyana and Ren step into the shop.....
Welcome back .Avi! And who's this you've brought along? Oh hi Bobby! And this is Ren. OH MY GOD SO IT'S BRUCE WAYNE!!! OMG WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING THE BATMAN???! Umm no I'm Ren??? Oh whatever you say Batman! No, he's Ren R.E.N You know, like Ren from the show Ren and Stimpy? OHHH MY GOD I KNOW THAT SHOW Is it the one with Batman and Robin? "UUUUGH Just never mind it! Batman's here to buy a pet from you.
OMG BATMAN YOU MAY GET ANY ALIEN HERE FOR FREE! Okay, sweeeet! I'd like the alien eel that's shooting electric balls out of it's mouth? Oh, Batman, that's an alien snake also that's not the only powers that dude has! But you'll find out what all this bade can do soon! Have fun, but I need to know what you'll name this boy. How about Blane The Zane! Okay, so have fun with Bleep The Bop-it!
Blane quickly becomes emotionally attached to Ren and wraps around Ren's neck making a soft almost like a purring sound, but with disco music noises.
Chapter 3 At home...
So Blane, are ya hungry! Yes, master! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Oh jeez! I didn't know you could talk! Oh, Sorry for scarring you.. Oh no worries dude, it's cool! So what are ya wanting to eat? Any food you'd like to give me and I'll eat it!
After eating, they both had realized this was gonna be the best friendship they both will ever have!
The Extras:
Blane and Ren's theme song: Best Day of My Life - American Authors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fTUj9mfnUk
Hey Ren and Zane what's your favorite food?: Brownies! ANY AND ALL!
Is their any food you don't like Zane?: Ahhhh..... Alien meat?.....
YO!: Yo, hi, Good Morning!, Morning!, Good afternoon / Good evening, Hey, What's up?, Sup?, How's it going?, Howdy, Well hello!, Why hello there, Greetings!, Look who it is!, Look what the cat dragged in!, Bonjour, Hola, Hallo, OLÀ, Namaste, Salaam, ZDRAS-TVUY-TE, OHAYO / KONNICHIWA / KONBAN WA,
Merhaba, SAIN BAINUU, SALEMETSIZ BE?, SZIA, MARHABA, SANNU / SALAMA ALEIKUM, JAMBO / HABARI, NI HAU, NAY HOH, HALO,
Hallå, ect...