by walk. » Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:33 pm
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walk.
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Sekhmet - Egyptian goddess of lions, fire and vengeance.
First Experience:
Sekhmet is, well, not the best of cooks. She likes to experiment with recipes, and… She is yet to make something remotely edible! The first time Sekhmet made pizza… I suppose you could say it wasn’t particularly successful. She usually just makes things up as she goes along, but this time, she was determined to follow the recipe exactly. She picked the first pizza recipe that came up on google, which in hindsight, probably wasn’t the best idea, and after spending a good three hours searching for the “Vegan bacon strips,” and realising she’d read the recipe wrong, she finally got to work.
Sekhmet decided to be brave, or perhaps just stupid, and make her own pizza dough… Well, it was safe to say that didn’t go well! She got to the stage of rolling it out, before realising she had added 4 cups of water, instead of 3/4 of a cup, so was met by a sloppy, gooey mass that did nothing other than sprawl out slowly on the counter in front of her, instead of the “bouncy, tan coloured ball,” that was described in the recipe. Giving up with that idea, she found some pre-made pizza dough and managed to roll that out to fit the pizza pan, having to patch it up a fair few times, but what did that matter?! It made it look “rustic” and “homemade,” not “badly done” or “patchy” like her friends described!
Now for toppings! Sekhmet had settled on chicken and bacon, opting out of the rather strange toppings this site had suggested… Anchovy and salmon, or spinach and chilli, not really her style. She grabbed her bottle of tomato topping, deciding against trying to make her own, having flashbacks to the memories of her tomato soup… all over the ceiling… never again. Just the thought makes her wince. Surprisingly she managed to smooth a {somewhat lumpy} layer of sauce over the dough, success! She added some chicken and bacon here and there, deciding against a pattern and just throwing it at the dough and hoping for the best. Now, cooking! She put the pizza into the oven and left it for a while… Before realising the oven wasn’t on! Disaster! So quickly, Sekhmet turned the oven up to full power, before leaving it… And forgetting. Hours later, Sekhmet was met with charred black matter, and an incredibly smokey kitchen!{400/400}
To mods - Bugs is my sister and we tend to trade a lot, please don't ban us!
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And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
Do you know me?
On hiatus ~