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Bio
cosmic is a highly advanced interstellar secretary.She is in charge of a hotel on Venus,opening the doors to any alien she comes across.Although if you dirty up her lobby with tentacles hooves or other wise.You will have to go through her paws.She will attack you if you are messing with any potential customers.She will do anything and anything to meet sales end.She had a thick southern accent and enough sass to run you out of her doors
artwork by steampunkalec
Likes
she is very much a lover of the web,and by web she means a large talking space spider about as tall as a building that controls all the advertisements of our solar system.She enjoys long strolls on the ring of Saturn,resort.And likes to kick alien butt if they try to treat her like a pet,cause she ain't
Dislikes
She really hates it when there are a lot of yappy dappy no good trouble makers messin with her lobby.She hates it when her lobby is dirty or if someone messes with the artificial gravity,because she gets all disorganized.
Story Time
"Oh Jeeze Louis,why do y'all have to be so loud in my lobby" the multigalatic gal said,twirling the phone wires between her very pampered hands."no we do not accept ancient Mars tokens for admission,our money contribution is posted on the web" she paused a little bit,tapping her claws against the sparkling counter that showed various amounts of languages and schedules."yes the giant spider web,she is very chatty,north of the outer of the asteroid field,yes safe travels" with that she hung up the phone,plastering a fake smile."oh fiddlesticks where was I" she said,putting a hand through her mane."oh yes" she placed her elbows on the table,facing a very large three eyes smockic."you lost your room key.She nudged him a little."kinda hard to do with that big ol' 6th sense of yours Mr yccccxxk" she garbled out.Cosmic went into the drawer,pulling out a floating key."yes yes don't lose this one"
The creatured bubbled past her and slithered into the elevator.
"Such a mild day In the inn,good grief." She placed her hands on her hips,looking through the schedules,mumbling in three diffrent languages that she has seen.
"excuszes Mez miz,I sayz I wantz the room service now" a very anger blob beast said,it's multiple sets of eyes glaring down upon her,trying to intimate the horned viscet.She cleared her throat.
"Now sir" she said in her thick southern accent.I am not I charge of the room service and there go you have no right to snap at a lil lady such as myself" cosmic poked the table after the sentence,every word having a seemingly sharp edge to the tone."and you mr slob,are tracking your ectoplasm all over the pristine cleaned floor that I and many other have worked on." The blob creature back away a little,looking at the slime he made in his foolish rage against the horned viscet.she snicker a little,hand to chest."mmh,sweetie pie,you do not wanna make me mad." She said cheerfully,her tail raised."cause if you do,I can assure you that I work of horrible terror is a comin your way now ya here" she giggled and waved him off."have a nice day dr slipsnir." The blob man backed away,h had never even told her her name.
"ugh,vile animal"he turned and walked back to the elevator,the slime following his every little movement.
"Thanks come again,stardom enterprise thanks you"
The now drained viscet groaned at all the idiotic customers she had to deal with.Honestly they are all little babies and complained about the stupidest things.
'bloop blip,the toilet spit up on me
'I had a coupon from the other dimension'
'my bed has eaten my son'
"Feh,those rapscallicans can't handle five minutes without rufflen my fur" she said to herself.With that being said,the lights flickered down a little.She had a moment to look around at her lobby.That was hers and no one else's.The lobby was a large rectangular room,the area had multiple tables and chairs of all sizes.Two large glass windows as tall as the ceiling showed off all the beautiful light the sun had to offer.In the center of the room laid a large projected,speaking in multiple languages.The usual speal of,welcome to stardom enterprise,our sectary of your dreams is waiting." You know,the usual gross cheesy things.Cosmic sighed,even though she hated the people here,this was her home away from earth.The weird aliens,the space theme,the toxic fumes of Venus that had been carefully been locked out of the hotel.To her,it was all a very beautiful thing.She loved this noisey poisoness sister planet more then she loved anything.And gosh darn if someone was going to take that way from her.

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