[DecafBunny]

First off, this kalon is apart of a partner competition. The other kalon is here ;) Cyrus

Ok so, to win this kalon you must enter with a partner. One person should claim Schnuffel’s kalon that they made and one should claim mine. You also have to write using a prompt. :) the prompt is “ What annoys them about their partner? “

This’ll end the on the 25th, the word limit is 350 characters and no extras are allowed. Oh! Prettying Up is not allowed.

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[souldier]

res

[Meridiem]

whim
link to their form; X
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username; Meridiem
name; Dolly
gender; Female
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Elmer, my loveling husband, is such a wonderful man. Well, except for thing one thing that drives me crazy. I mean its nothing really... okay well yeah it kinda is... okay well its that Elmer is always and I mean always sleeping. Like just the other day, I wanted to go have dinner at a new diner in town and what was he doing? Sleeping. I get it that a man needs his beauty sleep too, but all the time? I think not! I just want to be social and meet other couples that Elmer and I can do stuff with but noooo, Elmer has to be sleeping for the entire day. It just bothers me sooooo much that he can just sleep through a fun event without having a care in the world.

Now don't get me wrong, Elmer works his tail off for the few hours he is up. Building any and all kinds of furniture that people pay him too. And he does a marvelous job. But I am important too. I want some time with him during the times he is, you know, not in dreamland. Just like weekends or every other day, just an hour is all I ask with him. We could just go for a walk in the park or watch an episode of our favorite show or literally anything. I just want some time with him that all, is that too much to ask? I guess it is for him!

Every time I do wake him up, with a soft tap or a small nudge, he barks at me with an angry tone. Sometimes, I will admit, I do retaliate with some harsh tones back, but it's only out of fear. I know he gets annoyed with me when I try and wake him up, but it's only because I want to spend time with the man I love, is that too much to ask? But when all is said and done, I still love my dear Elmer very much.

[lovage]

partner's username; jack
link to their form; xxx
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username; fernmoon
name; tomomi
gender; agender
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ugh, do i really have to tell you about what irks me about him. fine then be it, i'll tell what ones of their mindless actions irks me the most! there are quite a few reasons for his annoyance, so still back and get comfortable as this may take a bit.

his way of him wanting others' happiness before his own is just downright irking! just saying that sentence made me cringe in disgust, he needs to know how big of a weakness that is to help others' find their happiness before his own. robert also needs to learn that others must find their own happiness. and they should also learn not rely on others at all to help get their own happiness. he should easily learn to learn to find his own happiness first before others because it would help in the long run to peruse his goals and stuff.

oh, i still have one more thing that irks me to the bone about robert; it is that he looks up to his older brother. kalons need to learn that independent is the only way not to be held back by others. also role models are a way for others to learn bad habits that are hard to get rid of. robert better stop soon or else he will end up worse and more irking than before.

so don't you agree with me on how irking robert is, i'm sure you do because i'm always right when it comes to irking people. have a wonderful day and don't make mindless actions like robert!

[tcw]

Res,,,,, what a good bean,,,,

[master of spaz]

partner's username; Alonzo
link to their form; xx
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username; master of spaz
name; Moffet
gender; Female
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I loved Hans. I did. As ridiculous as we were, I loved him.

But he was, in fact, very, very ridiculous. Not being able ever to see past his duckish appearance and belligerent stuttering, our marriage, for the past many years, had been quite - difficult to maintain, let's say.

He was headstrong, unpredictable and seemed to have an even worse temper after a swig of ale, which, lord, he seemed to like. Strong ale, he'd say, would only temper strong men. I'd say he ought to drink a little less, and do a little more. I've never met or liked such a horrendous person in my life. As if the only brute, broad boy in the entire world, he'd prance proudly around the house like a boar (and for this he was very alike to, the pig) without so much as doing a thing.

I was aching from it. Sometime I'd wished I'd married that sweet butcher boy, who lived down the lane, and was perfectly sensible and perfectly kind. Hans, the ungrateful pig, married so long, yet still I've never seen a ring. All he knew was bickering. I'd sewn him his overalls, for his old ones were torn to high heaven, and the beastly boy seemed to act as if they were somehow underneath him, skinny legs and all. And he loved to quarrel. Mostly about all sorts of silly things without sentiment. He could quarrel for ages on ages about this thing or that, for her the imagination of a phrophet and the brazenness of a madman and the entitled puff of a peacock. You'd think he was a strong man, a kingly man. Never!

But oh, still I knew Hans. He was a soft man. Had been since he was a boy. I'd always remember his fat little face when were young, still children at the midwife's house, and he would always fall asleep before the lessons. I always loved him best when he was sleeping.

[idyll]

Hello, loves ^^ I know nothing about animal crossing but I would be more than happy to be someone's partner if they need one! Just PM me <3 I can go for whichever kalon you don't want

I've found a partner for this one. ^^ If there are any future partner adopts feel free to PM me if you need a partner! <3

[cad bane]

dinah.
link to their form; here
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username; luna and artemis.
name; Elena
gender; female
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Elena’s Diary
March 16th, 2018
xxxxxFriday

xxxxxI was chatting with the ladies at the coffee shop this afternoon. As I sipped my caramel macchiato, they began to brag about their spouses. I listened carefully, but did not join the conversation. Instead, I began to feel rather… embarrassed. I wanted to think of an achievement my husband Julian had accomplished, but my mind was blank. All I see when I think of Julian is are his terrible dinner manners. He slurps his soup right from the bowl and doesn’t even use his napkin! Sometimes he doesn't even shower at night. Our bedsheets stink with the smell of mud and sweat thanks to him- disgusting! Oh, and his awful vocabulary. He has no clue as to what the word “exquisite” means, and all he ever seems to say is “y’all”. I bet that Julian has never said one sentence that's grammatically correct in his entire life. And in addition, he's always getting his paws messy and tracking mud in the house. It seems like I have to clean up after him when he does so much as move a paw. He's almost like a pet!
xxxxxI felt bad after I said all of that in my head. How could I assert such appalling thoughts about my dear Julian? I tried to hold back a wave of guilt as I thought about all of the little sweet things he had done for me this week. He had brought me those wild daisies from the field on Monday. Yes, they were covered in mud, but nonetheless I put them in a vase and kept them on the kitchen counter. Late Tuesday, we went on a walk around the block, Julian making funny jokes all the way to distract me from the cold. On Wednesday, we cuddled on the couch and watched a black and white romance movie together. And just yesterday morning, he made blueberry pancakes for the two of us to share. I suppose Julian’s not so bad after all… and even though some of his habits bug me, I’d rather keep him than change him.

[mellow yellow.]

mark

[drift.]

i've found a partner, ignore this