memes ☾ note: sage and their personality are highly based off of myself ☽username;cinemacat
name;sage
gender;agender
personality;sage has many moods. they aren't the most emotionally stable, haha.
sage enjoys the internet a bit too much. they often get two hours of sleep.
sage wishes they had wings.
their greatest wish is to be free.
sage is obsessed with galaxy. glaxy clothes, galaxy accessories, you name it. they're hardly ever seen without their galaxy sweatshirt.
they like dubstep and cats way too much for their own good.
sage really enjoys doodling, but hardly ever completes a serious piece, but mostly sketches instead.
they own three cats, neptune, wasowski, and lily.
sage is C O M P L E T E L Y O B B S E S S E D with aesthetic things, hence the pixels and such.
sage often gets headaches and they despise them. they'd rather cut their own leg off than get a migraine.
sage is one of those kids. you know, the kids who are quiet in class, drawing and stuff. the kids who talk openly with their friends. the kid who likes smaller groups of friends. the kind that is only outgoing with a very select group of people.
in other words, sage is an introvert.
sage cusses a lot. be warned.
they also enjoy aesthetic sweaters.
don't call sage a "girly girl." they get very frustrated about this. sage thinks nothing should be gendered. they think that only genders have genders. if a girl wants to dress in a suit, it's not 'boy clothes," it's girl clothes, since a girl but it on. if a boy puts on a dress, it's not a "girls' dress," it's a dress. everything takes on the gender of the beholder. simple as that.
sage is pansexual and a proud supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
likes;cats
porpoises
pop { lives in canada, haha }
cats
birbs
potato chips
cats
electro swing { like th music genre }
neTFLIX
spn { hell yea }
cats
dislikes;geese { they're evil i stg }
sunny days
goin to sleep early
'phobes
country music
myspace
tamagotchi { longggg story }
insects { noO THANK U }
the glasses incident of '09
{ we dont speak of the incident }
song;okay by madeon
zodiac symbol;cancer;loyal | imaginative | tenacious | emotional | moody | pessimistic | cynical | suspicious
hobby;mapmaking.
sage doesn't make maps the normal way. they make maps from their imagination. they see maps everywhere. in the stars, in wood, on the grass. they are all mazes waiting to be explored.
they paint maps to imaginary places of freedom and stars. places that they wish were true. they often see the places in their mind and visualize vivid and fanatical ways to get there.
when sage has come up with a satisfactory map idea, they paint them on walls.
they charge money for a painting. sage delicately pours their heart into each piece.
sage charges 20 USD a wall, but they aren't picky. they know that people who can't afford a painting would really enjoy one, so they accept all kinds of interesting payments. they've had the following odd payments given to them:
two jars of buttons
a fable
half the peanuts off a peanut tree
a tetnis shot
and a pair of reading glasses.
they began making the maps first as a hobby. sage's friends soon convinced them to paint the maps on canvas.
then, sage moved into a new house. they thought the house was too plain, and they couldn't afford more furniture. so, they painted the walls themselves.
they realized how beautiful the walls looked and wanted to do more. sage then started on murals, and was eventually asked to paint someone's wall for cash.
4 years { in viscet time } have passed since sage painted that first painting.
other;fun facts;1. sage can play the harmonica
2. they know all the lyrics to every p!atd song
3. sage was once stranded in the wild for 3 weeks and now never goes anywhere without snackies
4. their birth name is sylvia and middle name is ethan
5. sage constantly complains about being single
6. tol meme
7. likes jontron
8. antisocial black hole
9. screms into void somtimes
10. oh god this is a mess
11. it's 3 am and storming so hard i cant see out of my own window. help pls
song lyrics;{ as seen in "song;" }
ok ok ok
ok ok
ok ok ok
ok
{ the artist now realizes that you only need to repeat one word to make good edm music. }
amen.
☾good luck to all y'all☽
art;
art by _.queenjo._ on instagram 

art by me
art by hambone___ on Instagram
art by candycatshop on Instagram831 words + 6 pieces of art. whoops.
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