[Chim]

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WHAT IS A MAKOATL?
A Makoatl is a terrestrial shark-dragon hybrid recently discovered off the coast of the greenland sea. They have the powerful tail and jaws of a shark, with the body and (occasional) horns of a dragon. They usually have manes, and are covered in thick coats of fur-adapted to keeping out the cold in their native habitat. They live on a diet of mainly meat and fish, and are known to be vicious hunters! Despite this attitude toward their prey, however, they are very protective and mothering to their offspring, as well as to each other the majority of the time.

Click here to read more about this new species!

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Eye eye eye! My eyes- they burrrrrrnnnn.
Do you see what I did there? No?
That's okay, you'll come into contact with more eye puns later.

Hello toxic green acid mako, you're looking stunning this morning.


To win this mako you must:
Tell me a gut-wrenching, face-palming,
o-no-u-didn't-ing pun or joke!
BAD PUNS, BRING THEM FORTH! LET IT RAAAIIINNNNNN!
Or bad jokes. Or good jokes. Any jokes or puns, lay 'em on me!

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[b]Mako name:[/b]
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[b]PUN OR JOKE:[/b] (Only x1 please! ^^)


Belongs to apple!
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End date: Oct. 14th @ like 10 pm my time C:
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[cece.]

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ｕｓｅｒｎａｍｅ;
hello there, chim. my username is cece., nice to meet you. im currently a non-owner in the community, but im hoping that changes soon! c:

ｎａｍｅ;
this makoatl would be names kislota, which means 'acid' in russian. i thought it fitted her perfectly.

ｇｅｎｄｅｒ;
kislota is a female. it's just all of those bright colors that makes her a female. i honestly couldn't picture her as a male.

ｐｕｎ -ｏｒ -ｊｏｋｅ;
very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. they see a worm on the other side. so...the one flies over and the other one swims through -- which one gets to the worm first? the one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim."

[Aethyrr]

Username:
Hello there, my name is Lord Knight. But you can call me just Knight ^^.

Mako name:
"Hey, my name is Nitro. Cool right? I know!"

Gender:
"If you can't see, I'm a male."

PUN OR JOKE:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

[ShrimpSundae]

Username:
Mako name:
Gender:
PUN OR JOKE: (Only x1 please! ^^)

Reserve

[dogish]

Username: kaylee~
Mako name: Joker (Get it?)
Gender: Female
PUN OR JOKE:
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again?

[Foul]

Username: owwl
Mako name: Karma
Gender: Female
PUN OR JOKE:

[Ralonica]

Username: Ralonica Thorondor
Mako name: Alysdair
Gender: Male

PUN OR JOKE:
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRRRRR!

[The Glass Doe]

Username:
Emily.
Mako name:
Citrious
Gender:
Male
PUN OR JOKE:
The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table.

The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.

The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.

The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog’s body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog’s body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, “I’m sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too.”

The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.

The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, “I’m sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too.”

The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, “$650.”

“$650 to tell me my dog is dead?” exclaimed the man….

“Well,” the vet replies, “I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests.”

[azemyc]

Username:
Wyrd;;
Mako name:
Ardenti;;
Which is latin for 'burning'. Fitting, for both the colors and the burning pun to follow.
Gender:
Male
PUN OR JOKE:
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

[SquiddyPanda]

Username : SquiddySquisher
Mako name : Byōki
Gender : Male
PUN OR JOKE: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.