by sheepsorrel » Wed Jul 01, 2026 2:56 pm
username + ID: sheepsorrel + 413649
kalon name: bunting
prompt: (in the words of a partner)
a gift. urgh, it's always a gift!
bunting's a great girlfriend. no, really, man! i don't want t' hear it. it's just -- well -- every time we go out, she's hiding another gift. which is great (it's not like i'm a minimalist or anything), but it's like...
yeah, no, okay. okay. it's like we'll be out, and she's got this look'n her eyes. like she's less interested in me than... more interested in my reaction? i guess?
and then there'll be a gift. i don't even know where she's getting this stuff, man.
huh? yeah, red peppers n' onions is good.
...no, if you're gonna put pineapple on it, keep that crap on your side.
okay, but zeke, it's like -- it counts as keeping secrets. y'know? listen to this -- we went to the zoo and she pulled out an ORB full of sea monkeys. (yes, i know that's odd!) and it's always like this weird... like, she giggled through the whole movie on our last date and then gave me a VHS copy of the sequel.
yeah dude, i know there's not a sequel.
i swear, if i didn't know any better, i'd think she was pawning off cursed objects on me or something.
:/
my kalons - the vulpes vulpes to my canis latrans <3