Username + ID: Velot + 593353
Archive: Eventide GrottoPokemon name: Zed
Pokemon typing: poison/dark
pokemon pronouns: None
prompt: Gender. No, really...
Zed would absolutely be described as a mon who is against modern day societal norms, through and through. And despite the prickly exterior and poison in the mon's fangs… Zed makes a great friend to fight the system with or just grab brunch with even. But what really makes this Umbreon snap is gender.
Zed doesn't mind what other people call themselves, that's their business after all. But it becomes an issue when people or Mon alike try to fit Zed into a box. In fact, this mon doesn't even want to be in a PokeBall for that matter. Zed refuses to conform to the pressures of others and chooses not to have a label. Not even agender as so many try to offer, with new seasonings and flavors to sound more enticing. There are so many identities which some find comforting, but that's not Zed's personal experience.Zed will still cheer for you as you find something that suits you and makes you happy. Though don't even start with gender
norms... Zed could have a whole PowerPoint at the ready about evolution of different societal gender norms and how they impact modern day people who are ruled by them, forming their lives around silly concepts of divisions ingrained into the systems. Don't take your chances…
The very concept of gender rolls off the fur of this umbreon's back like droplets of pond water on a duck. They'll never be able to stick, and Zed wants people to respect that. Anyone who has tried to tell Zed what pronouns or assortment of genders are in a box with "Zed" scrawled on it in marker are met with disamusement.
"If it is so hard for you to refer to me without your labels, then do not refer to me… Don't turn me into something I'm not just to make yourself comfortable, because I won't fit neatly into anything no matter how much of me you cut out in your attempts to force me in. I'm a Jack out of the box, finally escaping my prison of despair. So don't dare try to put me back for your sake. I am me. Proudly and unashamed, and I won't be taking criticism."
Zed isn't just a number. It's the lack of a count, something that can't be divided apart. There's no infinity here, just a gap where something others may place value on refuses to exist. And Zed is the reason this pokemon chose such a name.
"What are you so against, Zed??"
With a simple shrug and a slight and smug smirk, Zed will simply reply-
"Gender."