by Meoauniaea » Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:20 am
username: Toomin
name: Anaranjada
gender: Female
what about orange!!: There's something insanely alluring to her about the smell and taste of oranges! It's not JUST oranges, either. Anything in the citrus category will do. She loves the tangy smells, the bright colors, and the juice! The orange in her pouch has been replaced many times, sometimes a few times in a single day, simply because she ate it! She also eat the peel, something that seems to confuse others.... she just takes a bite out of it without bothering to peel it. She likes how bitter it is.
Orange is also, unsurprisingly, her favorite color--she has an orange blanket and notebook she often carries with her as well.
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One of Anaranjada's favorite things to do is collect orange jokes! Below are some of her favorites....
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion?
Because they peel!
Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?
Because he couldn't find a Date!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Because it ran out of juice!
Do you know why a orange is smart?
Because it concentrates!
Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Do you think oranges become juice willingly, or are they getting pressured into it?
Comparing subjects that are apples to oranges isn’t useless. It can lead to a fruitful discussion!
And her ultimate favorite:
Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump. But it's a silly comparison really, it's like comparing apples to oranges.