[Birchwood Hollow]

Owner: Mordacious
Equid Name: Pandaren
Equid Age: 6
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? This is some serious stuff here, Birch. Mission impossible-type-stuff, girl. [To help set the mood, you should play some mission impossible music as you do this] First, you will need a cans of soda (Preferably your keyboard's favorite) and one cupcake wrapper (Hopefully it's been used). Next, you should probably go to your local zoo and pick up some goat fur.... It's very important for this mission. Got all of your ingredients? Good? Alright. Very carefully place your can of soda on your keyboard, slow and steady. Open the soda, and pour a few drops onto your board. Torture it nice and mean... Then, snatch the soda away and LAUGH LOUDLY AT IT. Smash the cupcake wrapper in it's face and contaminate it's favorite soda with the nasty goat fur. Not enough? Pour the rest of the vile soda on it's head and glare at it while it looks up at you with sad, watery eyes.

There. Now you had a saddened keyboard, with a hurt face and no soda to make it happy.

[Ahem. Excuse the randomness... Much like you, I had soda too late at night and I don't know what to do with this new epic energy ;-;]

[debijayn]

Owner: debijayn
Equid Name: Casanova
Equid Age: 5
Gender: Male
Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? Sing to it. Show tunes.

[adheline]

Owner: Striped~Hatter
Equid name: Reaper
Equid Age: 5
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? Put it in a boiling pot of Fazoli's pasta sauce?

Edited in the hight. :)

[EnigmaticJackal]

Owner: EnigmaticJackal
Equid Name: Duncan
Equid Age: 5 Years
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2
How should I torture my keyboard? Douse it with Mountain Dew!

(Ha, Birch. Forgetting to put the height.)

(Edited for the original height)

[scourgeblood <3]

Owner:Scourgeblood <3
Equid Name:Magisca
Equid Age:3 years
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? Throw it out a window into water XD

[Birchwood Hollow]

you guys may edit your forms with the correct height- sorry guys!!! TT~TT I forgot the height again!

[ban]

Oh so guess what my iPad finally decided to load :3?
Owner: cool-kids
Equid Name: Toscin
Equid Age: 8
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2hh
How should I torture my keyboard? Forcefeed it the naughty keys that keep jumping off >:3

[huskyhiccups]

Owner: JustABadDream
Equid Name: Rustin
Equid Age: 4
Gender: Male
Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? Dress it up in a tux, then dance around like a ballroom dance and stuff? xD

[--Miz--]

Owner:pomygurl326
Equid Name:Hicktown
Equid Age:6 years
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard?Put on Justin Bieber-Baby and start singing Call Me Maybe in the highest most obnoxious voice.Record yourself and play it over and over again

[Keyblade]

Owner: Keyblade
Equid Name: Falcor
Equid Age: 6
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard?
Steal the mouse and send the keyboard a ransom note, or threaten to let one of your tech-friends take the keys apart piece by piece.