by Softea » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:23 am
username; Softea
name; Bumble Bea
pun;
Hey what's more amazing than a talking dog? A SPELLING bee!
What? That's no good either?
Well I was pro-cat-inating on these jokes.
What did the cow say when you bumped into them? Moo-ve over!
Sometimes people are really strong, you can see their mussels.
What you don't like my puns? Fine, alpaca my bags and go.
If you come up with any better jokes let minnow.
You don't have to get crabby with me.
I know I know, I'm un-bee-lievable
Sssssee you later.
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by prawn » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:24 am
username; Frosted Glass
name; Melissa, but goes by Lizzie. She really likes dragging out the "z" part.
pun; "When I found out my girlfriend had 5,000 bees, I just knew she was a keeper!"
get it, like a bee keeper >:3c
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by Discter » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:29 am
username; Discter
name; Beatrice
pun; "Bee careful dear, you don't want to get stung." Not a pun but one of my favorite animal jokes is, "A snake walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, 'how'd you do that?'"
i sold the devil my soul but he didn't know i never had one to begin with
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by starbitee » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:31 am
username; Starbitee
name; BB, short for BB girl
pun; "I watched an animated movie about bees the other day. I laughed because the movie was so innaccurate; all worker bees are female, all males are born without stingers. My friends insisted I was wrong, so much I started to doubt myself. It wasn't until one of them actually looked it up did they learn that I was right.
The moral is to beelieve in yourself." : )
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by root » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:51 am
username; sundead
name; marial
pun;
cole and marial
"come on man! just one bee joke!"
"i don't wanna."
"aww don't be such a buzzkill!"
marial glares at the other kalon.
"just cause i don't have a stinger doesn't mean i won't attack you."
"ughhh pleaseee?? i'm gonna die if you don't!" *puppy eyes*
*sigh* "well should i take you to the waspital then?"
*actually crying* "YES! now i just gotta upload it to kalbook :3c"
"you whAT?"
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