aw geez I love this bab sooo much, I remember drawing him a long time ago ;O; <333
I made my form sort of Halloween-y with the colors/art towards the bottom since it's October~
☆ GENERAL INFO ☆
Name: Simon Hoosier
Nicknames: Sy, Sym, Memelord
Gender: male
Age: 49
Birthday: April 1st, 1967 //cough born April Fool's Day
Nationalities: American x Alaskan native
Orientation: bisexual, heteromantic
Personality: ENFP
Astrology sign: Aries
Temperament: Sanguine
Alignment: Lawful Good
Mini bio: "I've learned to not always take life so seriously... it is a lot more fun that way."

☆ ETC. ☆
Likes: almost all types of food (seafood especially), the ocean breeze, making people laugh,
being around people, being a leader, summer, swimming, day dreaming, dancing, romantic comedies
Dislikes: being alone, storms, empty rooms, bugs, math, smoking, deadlines
Pets: none! but he wouldn't mind having a dog or two
Fears: losing his loved ones, needles, storms, flying, going out of business, enclosed spaces
Nervous Habits: Simon is not a generally nervous individual, but he will sniff,
pace, or keep his hands clasped together if he's stressed or anxious about something
Hobbies: baking, writing jokes, fishing, scrapbooking, collecting postcards and coins from around the world
Favorite Phrase: "Just cut the mustard!"
Which means to succeed, to come up to expectations, adequate enough to compete or participate.
Simon is a very motivated person; he is always aiming to do his best and expects the same out of the workers on his ship.
Favorite Animal: EVERYTHING HERE
Favorite music artists: The Hoosiers, Pentatonix, Weird Al, The Beatles, David Bowie, Genesis
Favorite songs:
1.) Pentatonix - La La Latch
"It's so catchy and their voices are great! I'll sing or whistle this a lot while I'm on duty."
2.) Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
"It's a meme now but this was a classic back in my high school days! Esther sometimes dances with me
to this one, so it's extra special to me because of that, among other reasons." //smiles
Favorite shows: M*A*SH*, Mork and Mindy, Golden Girls
Favorite movies: Top Gun, The Breakfast Club
Quirks: whistles randomly, uses mundane items as toys (straws, napkins, paper clips),
carries a lucky item/small keychain made by Cookie in his pocket everywhere he goes
Pet peeves: squeaky shoes, tapping silverware, infomercials

☆ ☆ APPEARANCE ☆ ☆
Height: 5'9" //he is a builDINGGG
Weight: 156 lbs
Skin Color: pale, pinkish on face, hands, feet, and joints
Eye Color: very dark brown
Hair Color: dark brown, almost black
Clothing style: casual, comfy clothes mostly; but more formal clothing
such as his blue suit for his job as a senior cruise director
Piercings: none! he's too scared of needles
Tattoos: same as with piercings, poor bby
Scars: a few on his arms, one on his hand from a small accident onboard

☆ Can you tell me about your family, Simon? ☆

☆ Hey Simon, what's it like to be a senior cruise director? ☆
"Well, it's a tough job but someone's got to do it! I'm in charge of communicating to over 2,000 guests every two
and a half weeks, almost as many people from where I grew up. I'm a people person so I love to talk and
make others laugh, but I'm there to help and get serious if problems might arise. It's not always fun
and games, but I make it a point that our guests have a safe and
equally enjoyable vacation on our luxury cruise liner.
I have to be a good listener and be willing to work with others; every person's needs are different and I've taught
myself to adapt to different situations and types of people. I've also learned as well that I must take criticism in stride,
not everyone will like me on stage or they may have something to say about how I direct those on my ship.
You can't please everyone but in my years of experience, it is both wise and good practice to be willing
to improve and maybe change how you do things once in a while.
You gotta spice it up every now and then, yknow?
But besides the boring stuff, I'm living my dream!! Ever since I was a boy, I've wanted to travel the world and
see amazing things and meet so many kinds of people and experience cultures outside my own, and well, here I am
decades later doing just that! My old man always told me this; 'Follow your dreams, not what others may say to you.'
I've taken this to heart and I have never stopped working towards being what I wanted to be. I used to get teased
by kids growing up for staring off into space, day dreaming in the middle of class. They laughed but they never knew
what was goin' on in my head; I imagined being like my father, entertaining others for a living and ensuring they
have a wonderful and comfortable time away from every day stress."



I made my form sort of Halloween-y with the colors/art towards the bottom since it's October~
☆ GENERAL INFO ☆
Name: Simon Hoosier
Nicknames: Sy, Sym, Memelord
Gender: male
Age: 49
Birthday: April 1st, 1967 //cough born April Fool's Day
Nationalities: American x Alaskan native
Orientation: bisexual, heteromantic
Personality: ENFP
Astrology sign: Aries
Temperament: Sanguine
Alignment: Lawful Good
Mini bio: "I've learned to not always take life so seriously... it is a lot more fun that way."

☆ ETC. ☆
Likes: almost all types of food (seafood especially), the ocean breeze, making people laugh,
being around people, being a leader, summer, swimming, day dreaming, dancing, romantic comedies
Dislikes: being alone, storms, empty rooms, bugs, math, smoking, deadlines
Pets: none! but he wouldn't mind having a dog or two
Fears: losing his loved ones, needles, storms, flying, going out of business, enclosed spaces
Nervous Habits: Simon is not a generally nervous individual, but he will sniff,
pace, or keep his hands clasped together if he's stressed or anxious about something
Hobbies: baking, writing jokes, fishing, scrapbooking, collecting postcards and coins from around the world
Favorite Phrase: "Just cut the mustard!"
Which means to succeed, to come up to expectations, adequate enough to compete or participate.
Simon is a very motivated person; he is always aiming to do his best and expects the same out of the workers on his ship.
Favorite Animal: EVERYTHING HERE
Favorite music artists: The Hoosiers, Pentatonix, Weird Al, The Beatles, David Bowie, Genesis
Favorite songs:
1.) Pentatonix - La La Latch
"It's so catchy and their voices are great! I'll sing or whistle this a lot while I'm on duty."
2.) Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
"It's a meme now but this was a classic back in my high school days! Esther sometimes dances with me
to this one, so it's extra special to me because of that, among other reasons." //smiles
Favorite shows: M*A*SH*, Mork and Mindy, Golden Girls
Favorite movies: Top Gun, The Breakfast Club
Quirks: whistles randomly, uses mundane items as toys (straws, napkins, paper clips),
carries a lucky item/small keychain made by Cookie in his pocket everywhere he goes
Pet peeves: squeaky shoes, tapping silverware, infomercials

☆ ☆ APPEARANCE ☆ ☆
Height: 5'9" //he is a builDINGGG
Weight: 156 lbs
Skin Color: pale, pinkish on face, hands, feet, and joints
Eye Color: very dark brown
Hair Color: dark brown, almost black
Clothing style: casual, comfy clothes mostly; but more formal clothing
such as his blue suit for his job as a senior cruise director
Piercings: none! he's too scared of needles
Tattoos: same as with piercings, poor bby
Scars: a few on his arms, one on his hand from a small accident onboard

☆ Can you tell me about your family, Simon? ☆
♥ Esther - wife ♥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIHWmW1eyUg
"You make me feel so young, you make me feel so spring has sprung
And every time I see you grin, I'm such a happy individual"
Simon is definitely one to have a positive influence on his wife; it seems he can always make her laugh and cheer her up when she's down. The two of them are getting up in age (nearing their 50's) but Simon's carefree and cheerful demeanor shows they are both still young at heart and know when to relax and take it easy once in a while.
♥ Starfish - first child ♥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHbRxKbHFTA
"Tell me that you're alright,
Yeah everything is alright!"
Star is the oldest between their siblings, and is often stressed because of the pressure of feeling they need to be a good
role model for their brother and sister. Simon reassures Star; "Just do your best and everything will be alright! Your brother and sister both love you and look up to you, nobody's perfect and you're bound to make mistakes at some point.
Don't sweat the small things and just do you, okay bud?
♥ Kioki - second child ♥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ
"It's so easy to do,
Dare to be stupid!"
Simon and Kioki are the biggest jokesters of the family. They are seen constantly trying to outdo each other through small
harmless pranks and terrible puns, especially on April Fool's (aka Simon's birthday). The two of them get along very well,
and their antics do tend to rub off on people and brighten their day.
♥ Cookie - third child ♥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHXXktQcd-g
"'Cause he's stronger than you know
A heart of steel starts to grow"
With Cookie being the youngest, he tended to be the most spoiled between his siblings. He grew up not knowing as much discipline, and was often picked on in school for being more excitable and "weird". Later when he grew older and got a job as a mailman, one day he came across an odd package with armor, a helmet, and a belt (and adding a rad scarf to it on his own). Cookie decided to keep this outfit and found a new sense of self-esteem and confidence, through helping people and secretly fighting crime as sort of a fun side job.
Simon was surprised and a bit worried for his son about getting into potential danger, but was okay with it once he noticed how much of a positive impact it had on Cookie. They will occasionally pass each other on mail runs or while helping an old lady cross the street, and Cookie breaks his cool vigilante persona to smile and wave at his old man.

☆ Hey Simon, what's it like to be a senior cruise director? ☆
"Well, it's a tough job but someone's got to do it! I'm in charge of communicating to over 2,000 guests every two
and a half weeks, almost as many people from where I grew up. I'm a people person so I love to talk and
make others laugh, but I'm there to help and get serious if problems might arise. It's not always fun
and games, but I make it a point that our guests have a safe and
equally enjoyable vacation on our luxury cruise liner.
I have to be a good listener and be willing to work with others; every person's needs are different and I've taught
myself to adapt to different situations and types of people. I've also learned as well that I must take criticism in stride,
not everyone will like me on stage or they may have something to say about how I direct those on my ship.
You can't please everyone but in my years of experience, it is both wise and good practice to be willing
to improve and maybe change how you do things once in a while.
You gotta spice it up every now and then, yknow?
But besides the boring stuff, I'm living my dream!! Ever since I was a boy, I've wanted to travel the world and
see amazing things and meet so many kinds of people and experience cultures outside my own, and well, here I am
decades later doing just that! My old man always told me this; 'Follow your dreams, not what others may say to you.'
I've taken this to heart and I have never stopped working towards being what I wanted to be. I used to get teased
by kids growing up for staring off into space, day dreaming in the middle of class. They laughed but they never knew
what was goin' on in my head; I imagined being like my father, entertaining others for a living and ensuring they
have a wonderful and comfortable time away from every day stress."


