[bobcatt]

who r u ;; i is a νυℓριχ
who is dis kal?? ;; they r Himei
wot gender r they? ;; girllll
why they screm??? ;; they screm because too much grey for them. it just too much. help dem. they need the rainbowz back.

[kamelgirl]

who r u ;; am kamelgirl. yes, i do kno how 2 spel camel
who is dis kal?? ;; she is natashalie but her friends call her gnat like the bug
wot gender r they? ;; she tinks shes a girl but who knos man
why they screm??? ;; bc her game crashed & lost all her progress obv, if that happened to u im sure ud screm 2

[winged-backpack]

who r u ;; I am someone who used to have a backpack with wings on it and I only still have this user because it's my go-to even though I don't actually use the bag any more
who is dis kal?? ;; his name will be squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy
wot gender r they? ;; he is a he most of the time (the rest of the time he is an apache attack helicopter)
why they screm??? ;; he screm bc he saw brendon urie with his shirt off makin those high heels work

[Keytone]

who r u ;; song of keys;;;;; wait;; keytone;;; yee at sound rght
who is dis kal?? ;; gAyleleio;; wait ;; galieo
wot gender r they? ;; here come da boi
why they screm??? ;;he find whole solar system... only... all grey... no pink... he screm

[lovage]

who r u ;; Fernmoon
who is dis kal?? ;; Webster
wot gender r they? ;; Male
why they screm??? ;; They screm bc they r angry about not getting pranked.

[crona.]

who r u ;; SushiMilk
who is dis kal?? ;; Ray (Short for Kawaii Raven-chan)
wot gender r they? ;; gurl gurl gurl!!!!!1!
why they screm??? ;; w311 sum1 put s4lt in h3r t3a!1! 1 h0w c0u1d d0 a thing 1ik3 th4t s0 cru31! sh3 wi11 hurt thi5 pr4nk5tr trick5t3r in th3 n4m3 0f justic 10v3 4nd fr3indh5ip... " 0h i wi11 abenge my l05t frink!, 5h3 54ud with m4d 4nd ju5tic3 in h3r v0ic3 ny4! i11 c0m3 f0r u" :3

[kortico]

who r u ;; coreteeko kortico
who is dis kal?? ;; they be solstice
wot gender r they? ;; mmalé
why they screm??? ;; screm? 😂 they dont have time ⏰ to screm when the
grind never stops 😤💯 staying ahead of the hustle 😈💪 they stay dream chasing 👊😱

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[persay]

who r u ;; Wolfy858
who is dis kal?? ;; Vay
wot gender r they? ;; ALL
why they screm??? ;; Scream becuz Frg was chasing thm an tun word grey ;w;

[~Static~]

who r u ;; mmmmmmmmm ~Sʇɐʇᴉɔ~
who is dis kal?? ;; mmmmmmmmm april lavigne
wot gender r they? ;; mmmmmmmmm gorl
why they screm??? ;; mmmmmmmmm hey hey u u she dont like ur gorlfrend no way no way she think u need a new 1

[sillies]

who r u ;; i;m undynE wHo r u
who is dis kal?? ;; diS kal is bY tHE naMe of gertrude
wot gender r they? ;; i tink dey are woman
why they screm??? ;; bc they relised that they were made on day of jokes