[9-9-999]

Username
9-9-999

Name
Apocalypse

Gender
male

Pun
Gravity really let me down.

1 Extra
Coming soon

[Tazaria]

Username -
.Taz.
Name -
Calamity
Gender -
Male
Pun -



Extra-
Personality:
|Clumsy|Smart|Bouncy|Loyal|Caring|Outgoing|Playful
Calamity is very clumsy. One minute he is walking, the next he has tripped over a root. Everyone thinks it's because he isn't very intelligent when really, the cause is him looking up at the clouds too much. Calamity is smart. Smart in a different way than maths equations. He knows how to fish with his Paw and picks up things quickly, everyone loves to be taught things by the Viscet; He is very outgoing and fun to play with. You can never be sad when Calamity is around, his wild name represents his happy, bubbly and bouncy personality rather than an accident waiting to happen. Calamity is loyal and will never leave a friend behind. That is why he has so many. He loves to spend time discussing their next adventure. There is one hobby only his closet friend knows about. He loves to play chess. He very good and had taught Mintaka how to play with him. The two are inseparable,

Apparently, 171 words.

[dragonscales10]

Username - dragonscales10
Name - Firru
Gender - Male
Pun - A man walks into a zoo, and there is only one animal in the whole zoo. It's a shitzu.
1 Extra (optional) -

Firru walked into Central park zoo, marveling at all the cute little animals, although penguins were his favourite. He left a few hours later, carrying a penguin. Firru hid it under his coat, and walked quickly from the zoo. Later at home, while feeding his new friend, the phone rang. "Uh oh, it's the zoo." He mumbled to Fernando, the name he gave his penguin. He picked up the phone.
"Hello." He said cheerfully.
"Hi, this is Shakira, manager of Central City zoo, a penguin went missing earlier, and we were wondering if you saw anything."
"No, sorry."
"Alright, thankyou, bye."
The lady from the zoo hung up, and Firru put the phone down. "They're onto us Fernando, we gotta go somewhere where they'll never find us."

And that is the story of how Firru moved to Argentina. The End.

[Zee999]

υѕєяηαмє: Plop splotch
ηαмє:Griffith
gєη∂єя:boy
ρυη: I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
1 єχтяα ( σρтισηαℓ) none, yet. I may make art, but it will be created with pencil and paint, not digital.

[Gleib Jelky]

[ Username ] Gleib Jelky
[ Name ] Erik | 'powerful' or 'forever strong'
[ Gender ] Male
[ Erik's Life Pun ] When you tryna be cheesy but everyone around you is laughtose intolerant.
[ Extra - Erik's Such a Punny Guy ] Why so serious? Oh don't worry, Erik isn't. [271/300]
Bentley lay drawing when suddenly, "Dude! My paper tore!" Erik laughed, "Awe, how tearable!" Frowning Bentley grumbled, "You're a real piece of work man." Smiling his clever half smile Erik replied, "Dontcha mean a real pizza work?" "That doesn't even make sense," Bentley yelled at him. "All right, all right... that one was bad," Erik paused for a moment, "Ya know what we should be for Halloween?" Bentley tentatively asked, "What?" "We can be ghosts! Just a couple of no bodies," Erik finally managed to get Bentley to laugh and he smiled. Bentley rolled his eyes at Erik who was laying upside down with his tongue hanging out and his legs in the air. Erik stood and shoved Bentley, "Dude you just need to think like a proton, positively." Bentley grumbled and rolled over as if to sleep. Erik rolled over Bentley, "Bentleeyyy, you're one day closer to eating nachos!" Bentley opened one eye to look at Erik, "Oh yeah? What if I die tomorrow?" Erik laughed hysterically, "Then it's nacho lucky day!" Bentley buried his face in his arm, "Ugh! I fell right for that one!" Erik sat for a minute with his tail in his mouth, "One more, one more! What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?" Bentley laughed, "It becomes daytrogen, I already know that one. I'm going to bed." Erik put his paws on Bentley's shoulders, "Good nitrogen." Bentley looked up at Erik, "Sleep tightrogen." Erik squealed like a child, "Yesssss!!! Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen." The boys' laughter settled down as they snored under the stars.

He reminds me of my boyfriend... dark brown hair, green eyes... I'm in love all over again o.o

[Hail.]

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

This is closed for judging ;-; I'm so sorry for the delay

[Hail.]

Aw man. You guys are all so puny XD

This one was really fun to judge! There were so many good puns, and several stood out to me. The one that stood out the most to me is Gleib Jelky's!!!! Congratulations!!

[ Username ] Gleib Jelky
[ Name ] Erik | 'powerful' or 'forever strong'
[ Gender ] Male
[ Erik's Life Pun ] When you tryna be cheesy but everyone around you is laughtose intolerant.
[ Extra - Erik's Such a Punny Guy ] Why so serious? Oh don't worry, Erik isn't. [271/300]
Bentley lay drawing when suddenly, "Dude! My paper tore!" Erik laughed, "Awe, how tearable!" Frowning Bentley grumbled, "You're a real piece of work man." Smiling his clever half smile Erik replied, "Dontcha mean a real pizza work?" "That doesn't even make sense," Bentley yelled at him. "All right, all right... that one was bad," Erik paused for a moment, "Ya know what we should be for Halloween?" Bentley tentatively asked, "What?" "We can be ghosts! Just a couple of no bodies," Erik finally managed to get Bentley to laugh and he smiled. Bentley rolled his eyes at Erik who was laying upside down with his tongue hanging out and his legs in the air. Erik stood and shoved Bentley, "Dude you just need to think like a proton, positively." Bentley grumbled and rolled over as if to sleep. Erik rolled over Bentley, "Bentleeyyy, you're one day closer to eating nachos!" Bentley opened one eye to look at Erik, "Oh yeah? What if I die tomorrow?" Erik laughed hysterically, "Then it's nacho lucky day!" Bentley buried his face in his arm, "Ugh! I fell right for that one!" Erik sat for a minute with his tail in his mouth, "One more, one more! What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?" Bentley laughed, "It becomes daytrogen, I already know that one. I'm going to bed." Erik put his paws on Bentley's shoulders, "Good nitrogen." Bentley looked up at Erik, "Sleep tightrogen." Erik squealed like a child, "Yesssss!!! Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen." The boys' laughter settled down as they snored under the stars.

He reminds me of my boyfriend... dark brown hair, green eyes... I'm in love all over again o.o

Now as said above, there were a lot of really good ones and it was hard to pick a winner... Soooo..... Congratulations to .Taz. and Auror!!! Both of your puns were awesome XD pm me with a color (other than gold or red, there's already a red piebald) for your RU! It will be piebald like this and have a soft accessory! (Choice between socks, short scarf, tail warmer, or mittens!)

[kiwi;;]

congrats!!

[Gleib Jelky]

Aw man. You guys are all so puny XD

This one was really fun to judge! There were so many good puns, and several stood out to me. The one that stood out the most to me is Gleib Jelky's!!!! Congratulations!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Thank you so much!!