==> um.
==> get the deskription thing over with.
Your name is ZERRYN FARKLIK.
You live in an abandoned warehouse on the beach, although you prefer to call it a BEACHHOUSE. You collect MARINE ORGANISMS OF ALMOST ANY VARIETY. You could be easily considered OBSESSED with them. Because of this, you have piles upon piles FISH TANKS lining the walls of your BEACHHOUSE. Every day, you spend an IRRATIONAL AMOUNT OF TIME trying to FEED SAID CREATURES. While you usually succeed in this task, you do sadly have to hold a MARINE GRAVEYARD around the back of your BEACHHOUSE. It ALWAYS CREEPS YOU OUT and you never go back there UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO.
You live COMPLETELY ALONE, although you WISH IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY. You always keep a guest bedroom COMPLETELY READY, in the case that somebody wanted to SPONTANEOUSLY MOVE IN WITH YOU. Your greatest wish is that one of your friends will COME TO VISIT, despite the fact that most of your friends live on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY.
Besides your obvious obsession with marine creatures, your interests include WATCHING NATURE DOCUMENTARIES and PLAYING OBSCURE AND CHALLENGING VIDEO GAMES. You manage to do this quite well especially considering the fact that you have no opposable thumbs. You have a massive collection of COMPLETED VIDEO GAMES taking up closet room in your BEACHHOUSE. You have just ordered a new game called SBEAN, and hope to play it with your friends soon. You also have an interest in INCREDIBLY CONFUSING TIME-TRAVEL STORIES that NO ONE ELSE CAN WRAP THEIR HEAD AROUND BUT YOU.
You also own an ORCA PLUSHIE, whom you have named SNAP. You have had it since you were a hatchling and WILL NEVER GROW OUT OF IT, EVER. It is your BEST FRIEND, although you suspect it may have EVIL INTENTIONS. However, you don't care because you LOVE HIM TOO MUCH. You carry him in your pouch WHEREVER YOU GO.
You are very SARCASTIC and EXTREMELY SHORT-TEMPERED, although your friends tell you that you have a GOOD SOUL despite the fact that you can't find it. While you RARELY SMILE you can HOLD A CONVERSATION with most other beans, although it's not rare for your conversations to get NERDY and AWKWARD at times. You tend to go off about SUBJECTS NOBODY CARES ABOUT, and your temper CONTINUES TO ABANDON YOU at terrible times. You have tried to control your temper through various THERAPEUTIC EXERCISES, although NOTHING SEEMS TO BE WORKING. You desperately hope to be able control it someday so you can be considered less of a grump. Despite your hard exterior, you are actually quite ADVENTUROUS and hope to SOMEDAY GET OUT IN THE WORLD. You would do this right now if it weren't for the massive horde of sea creatures that you are inclined to take care of.
As a baby you fell VERY AWKWARDLY on some TIDE POOLS, and you lost a few of your MAJOR TEETH. Because of this, you mostly eat pudding, oatmeal and other very soft foods, as most other foods HURT TO EAT. You will, however, bend this rule for SUSHI. While you usually eat vegetarian sushi, you will occasionally eat CALIFORNIA ROLLS if there is no other sushi available to eat; despite the fact that you are EXTREMELY SQUEAMISH ABOUT ANY KIND OF DEAD THING, not even mentioning that YOUR SPECIES IS COMPLETELY VEGETARIAN. The combination of rice, seaweed and other vegetables is just SO GOOD THAT YOU CAN'T RESIST.
Your trusty weapon is the epic FISHNETKIND, which you use to catch fishies as well as defeat deadly enemies. And you're actually pretty darn good at it. Your God Tier name is the HEIR of VOID, although you don't know nor care what a GOD TIER IS and truthfully have NO IMMEDIATE INTEREST IN KNOWING. You are known on Beanchatter as
confusedCetacean and you talK in a pretty kool way. yeah. we're done now.
(Zerryn speaks in all lowercase and navy blue, with proper grammar, spelling, etc. His only quirks are that he replaces 'c's with a lowercase 'k' and replaces 'k's with an uppercase 'K'.
What will you do?
==> get the deskription thing over with.
Your name is ZERRYN FARKLIK.
You live in an abandoned warehouse on the beach, although you prefer to call it a BEACHHOUSE. You collect MARINE ORGANISMS OF ALMOST ANY VARIETY. You could be easily considered OBSESSED with them. Because of this, you have piles upon piles FISH TANKS lining the walls of your BEACHHOUSE. Every day, you spend an IRRATIONAL AMOUNT OF TIME trying to FEED SAID CREATURES. While you usually succeed in this task, you do sadly have to hold a MARINE GRAVEYARD around the back of your BEACHHOUSE. It ALWAYS CREEPS YOU OUT and you never go back there UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO.
You live COMPLETELY ALONE, although you WISH IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY. You always keep a guest bedroom COMPLETELY READY, in the case that somebody wanted to SPONTANEOUSLY MOVE IN WITH YOU. Your greatest wish is that one of your friends will COME TO VISIT, despite the fact that most of your friends live on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY.
Besides your obvious obsession with marine creatures, your interests include WATCHING NATURE DOCUMENTARIES and PLAYING OBSCURE AND CHALLENGING VIDEO GAMES. You manage to do this quite well especially considering the fact that you have no opposable thumbs. You have a massive collection of COMPLETED VIDEO GAMES taking up closet room in your BEACHHOUSE. You have just ordered a new game called SBEAN, and hope to play it with your friends soon. You also have an interest in INCREDIBLY CONFUSING TIME-TRAVEL STORIES that NO ONE ELSE CAN WRAP THEIR HEAD AROUND BUT YOU.
You also own an ORCA PLUSHIE, whom you have named SNAP. You have had it since you were a hatchling and WILL NEVER GROW OUT OF IT, EVER. It is your BEST FRIEND, although you suspect it may have EVIL INTENTIONS. However, you don't care because you LOVE HIM TOO MUCH. You carry him in your pouch WHEREVER YOU GO.
You are very SARCASTIC and EXTREMELY SHORT-TEMPERED, although your friends tell you that you have a GOOD SOUL despite the fact that you can't find it. While you RARELY SMILE you can HOLD A CONVERSATION with most other beans, although it's not rare for your conversations to get NERDY and AWKWARD at times. You tend to go off about SUBJECTS NOBODY CARES ABOUT, and your temper CONTINUES TO ABANDON YOU at terrible times. You have tried to control your temper through various THERAPEUTIC EXERCISES, although NOTHING SEEMS TO BE WORKING. You desperately hope to be able control it someday so you can be considered less of a grump. Despite your hard exterior, you are actually quite ADVENTUROUS and hope to SOMEDAY GET OUT IN THE WORLD. You would do this right now if it weren't for the massive horde of sea creatures that you are inclined to take care of.
As a baby you fell VERY AWKWARDLY on some TIDE POOLS, and you lost a few of your MAJOR TEETH. Because of this, you mostly eat pudding, oatmeal and other very soft foods, as most other foods HURT TO EAT. You will, however, bend this rule for SUSHI. While you usually eat vegetarian sushi, you will occasionally eat CALIFORNIA ROLLS if there is no other sushi available to eat; despite the fact that you are EXTREMELY SQUEAMISH ABOUT ANY KIND OF DEAD THING, not even mentioning that YOUR SPECIES IS COMPLETELY VEGETARIAN. The combination of rice, seaweed and other vegetables is just SO GOOD THAT YOU CAN'T RESIST.
Your trusty weapon is the epic FISHNETKIND, which you use to catch fishies as well as defeat deadly enemies. And you're actually pretty darn good at it. Your God Tier name is the HEIR of VOID, although you don't know nor care what a GOD TIER IS and truthfully have NO IMMEDIATE INTEREST IN KNOWING. You are known on Beanchatter as
confusedCetacean and you talK in a pretty kool way. yeah. we're done now.
(Zerryn speaks in all lowercase and navy blue, with proper grammar, spelling, etc. His only quirks are that he replaces 'c's with a lowercase 'k' and replaces 'k's with an uppercase 'K'.
What will you do?
