Name: Chumbucket
Why should I hire this boa?
The spatula on Chum's hand was spinning around. He was doing this to draw some focus to his weird appearance (a.k.a. looking like a huge nerd).
"Alright, listen up. I've read every single cook book on this planet, watched every single Spongebob episode there is, and cried over Stephen Hillenburgs death. If that doesn't show you dedication to the Krusty Crab and my cooking, then I don't kmow what will. But with my experience with reading cook books and watching all of the episodes of Spongebob, I'm pretty much a professional at this point. So hiring me would be in your best interest.
Plus... I definitely look like a second handsome Squidward. Am I right?" Chumbucket grinned.