Username: Kazoo
Name: Russet, A type of Potato:
Appearance: medium to large, oblong or slightly flattened oval, light to medium russet-brown, netted skin, white to pale yellow flesh.
Texture: floury,dry; light and fluffy; hearty skin that is chewy when cooked.
Flavor: mild; earthy; medium sugar content
Preferred uses: baking, frying, mashing, roasted
Russets are ideal for light and fluffy mashed potatoes. They also fry up crisp and golden brown, and they are the potato of choice for baking. The delicate flavor and fluffy texture of baked russets go well with all kinds of toppings, from traditional sour cream and chives to spicy and bold Mediterranean or Latin flavors.Try cutting into planks or wedges to make hearty oven-roasted “fries.”
Gender: Male
Theme Song: Taylor Swift's: Shake it Off
He's often bullied by the fact he's a baked potato parra
and tries to stay positive. However on the inside his life
and emotions are falling apart.
Potato related anything:Potato Pictures:
Potato Jokes:
Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Q: What do you call a stolen yam?
A: A hot potato.
Q: What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden?
A: "Medi Tators."
Q: What do you call a potato that is reluctant to jump into boiling water?
A: "Hez a tater."
Q: What do you call a potato that is never motivated, but are content to watch others?
A: "Speck Tators"!
Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
Q: What do you get when you cross a [censored] and a potato?
A: A dictator
Q: How do you describe an angry potato?
A: Boiling Mad.
Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
A: Mashed potatoes!
Q: What do you call a baby potato?
A: A small fry!
Q: What do you say to an angry baked potato?
A: Anything, just butter him up.
Q: What does a British potato say about a sunny day?
A: It’s mashing!
Q: What do you call a potatoes least favorite dance?
A: Mash potato.
Q: Why did the potato cross the road?
A: He saw a fork up ahead.