[canadianhowl]

Tell me a joke. Funniest one wins :)

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[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Cat Name:[/b]
[b]Gender:[/b]
[b]Rank:[/b]
[b]Clan:[/b] (Please link)
[b]Age:[/b] (1 year or above)
[b]Prompt:[/b]

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Name: icedpear
Gender: female
Rank: warrior
Clan: Roseclan
Description: orange candleflame tabby with low white
Age: 3 years
Edits: none
Owner: cinxer

[fleurs]

Username: fleurs
Cat Name: Wood That Drifts To Sea aka. Drift
Gender: Tom
Rank: Sachem
Clan: The Ruins
Age: 29 moons (2.5 years)
Prompt:
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cows go━"
"Cows go who?"
"No, silly. Cows go moo."
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[miraphoenix]

Username: miraphoenix
Cat Name: Hollowspruce
Gender: Tom [he/they]
Rank: Warrior
Clan: Havenclan
Age: 31 moons
Prompt:

What do bakers say before a competition?
Bready... Set... Dough!!

[bug]

Username: ४ Loki Laufeyson ४
Cat Name: Oakley
Gender: Male
Rank: Warrior
Clan: Here
Age: 29.4 Moons
Prompt:
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
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[yutashu]

Username: yutashu
Cat Name: Firefern (Cronk)
Gender: tom
Rank: warrior (tbd)
Clan: Stubclan
Age: 4 years
Prompt:
A blind man walks into a bar.

[feather ']

Username: feather '
Cat Name: tbd
Gender: female
Rank: warrior
Clan: the still waters
Age: 32 moons
Prompt:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

[Cinxer]

Username: cinxer
Cat Name: icedpear
Gender: female
Rank: warrior
Clan: roseclan link in sig
Age: 3 years
Prompt:
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

[néktar]

Username: néktar
Cat Name: tall redwood shedding it’s bark, redwood
Gender: tom
Rank: guardian
Clan: the groves
Age: 38 moons
Prompt:
“why did the chicken go to the séance?”
“to get to the other side”

[fruitbat]

Username: fruitbat
Cat Name: Loki
Gender: Male
Rank: tbd- updating
Clan: https://toyhou.se/fruitbatt/characters/folder:2292445
Age: 5 years
Prompt: What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?

[canadianhowl]

Username: cinxer
Cat Name: icedpear
Gender: female
Rank: warrior
Clan: roseclan link in sig
Age: 3 years
Prompt:
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

My favorite one skdhskdjsj I love this one so much congrats!

Everyone else had some very funny ones as well! This was very enjoyable to read! Thank you guys for entering!