I'd like to adopt!Username: lilpupin
Name: Lὂὂps
Gender: male
Drawing+Prompt:
On the dawn of his twentieth birthday Lὂὂps was given a hat from his uncle. It was beautiful, made of black silk it fit perfectly upon his oobicorn head and he looked jsut about as fancy as could be. He wore that wonderful custom made hat everywhere he could all day and night the week after he got it. However, on precisely the seventh day of his owning the hat he heard a voice in the middle of the night. "Lὂὂps," it whispered, "Lὂὂps, don'tcha wanna rule the universe?" Lὂὂps sat upright suddenly and whispered back an affirmative, "yiss." The deal was sealed and his hat came off his head, using its own tiny little hands to propel itself from the crown of Lὂὂps' head to the table next to him. "Come with me then kid," it continued in a cockney accent. "Come and bring your fate to yourself, you shouldn't wait for it to come to you." Lὂὂps agreed that whatever the hat was saying was certainly true and he spent the rest of the night with the talking hat perched upon his head, pointing out instructions. "Walk over there to that alley, now stop! STOP! RIGHT HERE! Yes, there, good- now walk backwards through it." And at another street, "as you wait for this light to change you must dance, dance as wildly as you possibly can, for Pete's sake." Lὂὂps followed the instructions as closely as he could, and his feet ached by the time they reached a cliff. "Very good," the hat chuckled from atop his head, "now take a step out into the air kid." Lὂὂps did as he was told, the obedient little fool, and stepped onto something solid. "YES, YES," the hat cried, "you are doing well, keep going." Lὂὂps walked out and over the trees and rivers below him, never once giving anything a second thought. After a time he bumped into an invisible wall and upon finding an opening in it he walked into a room with a singular fedora sitting in the middle. "ISSAC," the seething hat yelled from atop Lὂὂps' head. "I have come for my revenge!" The fedora rose on two little feet and yelled back, "nay, it is I that shall finally finish this feud!" Lὂὂps watched the two clash for what felt like an eternity, the sun rising and setting over his head. Finally he decided that he most likely would not get to rule the universe as he had hopped. He sulkily walked home, hatless and hungry. Perhaps he would get another chance another day.
