[phxyvi]

A very distinguished gentleman. Too bad he’s ugly and green.


To adopt:
Sell me your shade of green

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insert green here:
Insert sales pitch here:

Traits; [top hat_norarity]

[Kazunan]

insert green here: sea foam green
Insert sales pitch here: it’s a pretty green and that’s not mentioning the fact that foam is sick

[bug]

insert green here: ██
Insert sales pitch here: its pretty i have nothing else to say its just soft, like i could just eat this green and not feel confused as to why im attempting to eat it

[almond.milk]

insert green here:
Insert sales pitch here: green is such a dull color, the color of peas and vegetables, which we despise. Thus, instead of burning your eyes out with the insainity that we call green, enhance boring your life with the all new spiffy chartreuse! the name even sounds fancy. gaurnetted to impress your peers with you fabulous vocablulary and impress them even more with this slick green (with an all new formula) that is easy on the eyes.
remake the old ideals of green.
limited quantities. no fefunds. restrictions apply.

[div]

insert green here: The Ultimate Green...

Insert sales pitch here:
Is your favorite color green? Then, you're in luck! In this delicious color we have made for you today, we have blended ALL the greens in the world to create... The Ultimate Green. Never heard of it? Now you have! Because this is the best color and a mix of all greens, the Ultimate green is the only green you'll ever need! You wanna paint green trees and grass but don't know which green to use? Use the Ultimate Green! Don't know what color green socks to wear? You won't have that problem anymore, with Ultimate Green! Get your Ultimate Green today! Go green.

[Niragi]

insert green here:


Insert sales pitch here:
It’s the official pickle green, the best green you’ll find around, one of a time steal deal, take it or leave it.

[superfruit!]

insert green here: green
Insert sales pitch here:its green so you should buy it

[blood-moon]

insert green here: Greeeeeeen
Insert sales pitch here: its a light green so it perfect

[PiCkLeSnRaNcH]

insert green here:
Insert sales pitch here: It's a wonderful green so you should buy it

[soma fish]

insert green here: is a that forest?
Insert sales pitch here: you read that wrong but it indeed a forest