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ＲＥＧＩＮＡＬＤmy name is reginald roosevelt and i work at the white house.
tell me, reginald, what is it that you do at the white house?
i work closely with the president and vice president.
so you are like a agent? or are you a body guard?
i guess you could say i am an agent, though i personally wouldn't.
why? do you have something to hide? is it about the president?
oh no, i just don't think of myself as an agent.
so what would you call yourself, reginald?
wow, nosey. i would call myself the vice president's hit-man.
his hit-man? why does the vice president need a hit-man?
hit? did i say hit-man? sorry, i meant it-man. not a hit-man.
strange. but thank you for taking time to talk with me.
of course. always a pleasure chatting, maria.
same to you reginald. tis always a pleasure.
please, take a cookie and some sweet tea on your way out.
don't mind if i do. your cook is fantastic. send leroy my best.
boss, it's me. ... yeah, she believed me. ... no, she put up fight but she's gone. ... yes, she went to the kitchen. ... you're plan should work. ... maria will be dealt with quickly.ＪＯＵＲＮＡＬＩＳＴ ＦＯＵＮＤ ＰＯＩＳＯＮＥＤ．she's gone. i can't believe the plan actually worked this time.
of course it worked boy! i told you we would be rid of maria.
yeah, i guess we are. we are finally free of her consistent searching.
reginald, don't be wishy-washy now. she could have exposed us.
yeah. but what if someone should expose us?
boy quit talking nonsense! what do you mean?
when we got rid of the secretary, i knew it was for the better. know why?
of course! she threatened to kill all of us and was starting feuds with kalonrea.
exactly! she could have harmed loads of people. but maria couldn't have.
reginald, you know dang well that maria was harmful. we were in danger.
no! she wasn't harmful. and you were in danger.
sure i was, but tis your parents now who are.
what do you mean? my parents did nothing wrong, sir. they are good!
oh no, they didn't. but you just did. reginald, you are in the wrong.
i don't understand. if i am wrong, why did you mention my parents?
my prodigy, you do something wrong, your parents go bye-bye. ok?
joe? ... yeah, send the t-force to mr. and mrs. roosevelt's house. ... erm, bring the daughter back to me. ... good, now send someone to come get reginald. ... thank you, joe.
—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—•—trivia
- he hates all cheese except for asiago
- prefers only his family to call him reggie
- was hired by the vice president as a hit-man
- has a little sister whom he loves to death
- the word 'powerful' makes him taste metal
- his favorite restaurant is alicia teas and soup
- he is deathly allergic to tomatoes and avocados
- he loves making peanut butter cookies when he is stressed
- his real name is lucas, reginald is a cover name
- he thinks he may be gay, but not quite sure yet
