Things That Amuse You V.3

[forgive!]

http://ask.fm/kalonadopts/answers/139323298156
CR IE S WH y DID I COME UP WI T H THST IDEA IN THE FIRSTPLACE EE

[areadbhar]

the village

[aizome]

me after watching that nct 127 fire truck mv

[OKULTRA]

who can guess what my new favorite game is?? x)

I swear :')

[- ; bonk!]

well guys, I have once again astounded myself with my capacity to accidentally harm myself in the stupidest possible ways.
*tw for brief mentions of blood and vomit >_>

so I'm sick today. I'm crampy, I'm cranky, I'm sleep deprived, and I'm nauseous. well, about twenty minutes ago this went down.
I felt like I was going to vomit so I was heading to the washroom and walked into the wall when turning the corner from the kitchen to the living room, then immediately afterwards stubbed my toe so hard on the wine cabinet that it tore a decent sized piece of flesh off my pinkytoe. distracted by the pain, I proceeded to vomit on the floor ten footsteps away from the bathroom. I'm home alone and don't have anyone to take care of me, so I ended up washing my vomit off the floor while nursing a wound and crying from both pain and frustration because on top of all this I'm PMSing and emotional as all hell. once that's all cleaned up, I put the cleaner back under the sink and then realized my toe was gushing blood and left a lovely little spotted trail of red across the span of my living room and kitchen. I dug out some bandaids and threw one on and then got my finger stuck in the first aid kit zipper, tearing off a nice amount of flesh too. :/ so I cleaned that new wound up and went to wash the floors. all's good. and then I nearly fell down the stairs heading back to my room because my dog walked around the corner and startled me.
10/10 I am a fully functional human being nothing to worry about here m80s

[Wyverncult]

[ large image ]

reasons why i am a poor friend,
it is one thirty am and i installed a flashlight on my phone just to draw this.

[abxy]

I love Kankri so much oml


He is amazing and actually very interesting.
His text is just hard to read,

[PrinceLatte]

#buyIOIspoonsplease2k16

Thank you for posting this.

[vampz]

the noises i make when i drop things

[Caffeine Cold]

"his body got run over by a truck"
Me in 2013. I was frightening and a living cringe.