I Want to Adopt a Pikit!
[ username ] satyn
[ litter # ] 33
[ pikit # ] 1
[ pikit's new name ] Flare
[ codeword ] Munchie
[ other ] thank you!
hey, I recognize this from the gif preview you made, munchkin c:
MunchkinTheMunch wrote:I Want to Adopt a Pikit!
[ username ]
[ litter # ] 1000
[ pikit # ] 1
[ pikit's new name ] Afro Samurai of Georgeous Unicornian Rainbow Soft-Tacos
[ codeword ] um...
[ other ] "Well, y'see, sir, it was georgeous, sir..."
Okay, enough of you George. Let's get to the point.
"Right sir, y'see sir, I was, of course, sir-"
George. Stop.
"..."
I'll explain. Once upon a time there was a Pikit named George; George was just a plain old white pikit with no colours or special patterns; no purple stripes or black ears, smooth gradients or fluffy air brushing... He was just... Well, he was George. But George wanted to be more...
"I did, sir. Y'see, sir-"
George, I'm serious. No one likes the nyan cat taco story.
"..."
Anyway... George wanted to be more... So he sought out help from the wisest Pikit of all. The most colourful, the most special, the most gorgeous... The secret Pikit, with the code name of 'Mac with a capital K and Cheese.' This wise Pikit said that is he was to be 'more,' he had to suck it up. At first, George was confused... Very confused. Then, he decided to listen. So George sucked it up; he wore his plain colours with pride, strutted down the streets while he was shopping for groceries with gorgeous, sassy ease... And then, one day, something new appeared; a rainbow, right on his butt! George knew that this was the beginning of his life; kind of.
Then, one day, on his way back from grocery shopping, he heard a noise; down low, coming up out of a small lump of soil in a pot, was a small flower with rainbow petals. It was gorgeous, and George would have thought that none would dare tamper with the rainbow flower; but he was wrong! A florist Pikit stood over the small plant, scissors in hand; George knew that he had to act fast!
George leaped at the flower's attacker and snatched the flower up in his paws, then raced away down the street! More than ever before, he could feel the wind in his fur, the soft breeze whipping past him and tickling the insides of his ears. He was back at his home in a flash, and the rainbow on his furry butt glowed brightly, showering the walls with colour. Then, the flower spoke; "It is you, my Pikit Pal! We are destined to be together, to be heroes!" George was consumed by a whirlwind of rainbows that swirled around him and whipped through his fur. It was so bright that he had to close his eyes, and when he opened them again, the rainbow on his tiny Pikit butt was not the only thing that made his fur not completely white. Rainbow stars flecked his pelt and an afro lay upon his head, and from that moment on, he knew; he was no longer George. He was Afro Samurai of Georgeous Rainbow Soft-Tacos, and he would be for the rest of his life!
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