This is not a diary, this is a Hawk!

[namjoon.]

The intenseness!

[starsailor]

The Kane Chronicles??!!!

[hxneystorm]

Woooaaaaahhhhh

[cosmos.;]

REMEMBER THE SYMBOLS
THEY MAY BE USEFUL LATER

*Ahem*

Oooh, this just got interesting! Also, I know you've kinda been away but Agenda Weekly pretty much died.

[20lait1]

@The Shadowbinder
Oooh, you're getting somewhere...

@Split
I don't know, but I think I probably won't do the Agenda Weekly for a long time. I'd rather concentrate on other things...

Dear Hawk...

Now, where was I again...? Oh, yes. That... thing. Now, how did it go again? *pause* Oh yeah, right. Let me continue with what happened.

Snowy: RYKER! CLEAN THIS MESS UP!
Ryker: .... I... don't want to.
Snowy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T WANT TO?!
Ryker: I... I'm sorry, but I can't clean up your messes. *takes a step backwards*
Snowy: WELL, IF YOU'RE SORRY, CLEAN THIS UP!
Ryker: I... I can't. *turns around and runs away*
Snowy: *growls with anger and turns towards us* You.

Cinders slowly turned away from the retreating figure of Ryker and stared at Snowy.

Cinders: Yes, me.

She was suddenly deadly serious. Her paws scraped the ground as she glared at Snowy. A dark look crossed her face and she slowly walked forwards until she was nearly snout-to-snout with her.

Cinders: You're about to go down -
???: *claps and cheers loudly* FIGHT! FIGHT!

All of us turned to look at the mysterious dog that had disrupted the moment.



Clémence: *notices us all looking at her and shrugs* Why not?
Snowy: *frowns* Who are you? Do I know you?
Clémence: *facepaws* You mindless fool. You should go buy yourself a brain at the shopping mall.

An awkward silence filled the air. As in, um, metaphorical language. According to what the teacher said, anyways...

Clémence: ... You better take my advice, or - *raises a paw to her throat* - there'll be trouble. *smiles cheerfully and walks away*
Me: Well... You better get on with it.

They turned back to face each other, deciding to forget about her for the moment.

Snowy: Now, what makes you think I'm going to 'go down', Outcast?
Cinders: *growls* Well, already half the school hates you and your precious fur. I'd suggest -
Snowy: Suggest what, Outcast?
Cinders: My name is not 'Outcast'.
Snowy: *sticks nose in the air* When I say it is, it is.
Cinders: We're going to have to do this, do we?
Snowy: Do what, Out -

Snowy's eyes suddenly widened. She looked up at the sky - or the ceiling, currently - with a faraway look on her snout.

Snowy: Fire alone will save our Clan.
Cinders: You - wait, what?
Snowy: *blinks once* Now, as I was saying -
Cinders: You were saying 'fire alone will save your Clan'.
Snowy: No, I wasn't, you... liar!
Cinders: No, you were! Don't try to lie!
Snowy: Lie? *snorts* Lying is for the Outcasts. Me, lying? You can't be serious.
Me: But you actually just said that -
Snowy: You're lying as well, Outcast?! Ugh, I can't stand you two. *spins around on her heel and struts off*

I frowned and glanced at Cinders, who looked half-confused and half-I-want-to-kill-you-so-bad.

Me: Cinders...
Cinders: *sighs* Yes?
Me: Maybe, she...

I paused for a moment, wondering what to say. I finally decided on not telling her.

Me: She was... um... being her snobby Popular self. Yeah, that's what.
Cinders: I... guess. I'll go back to my dorm now.

So... yeah. That was what happened. It's strange, though... I think I remember hearing that... quote somewhere. Oh, well. I'm just going to hang out with... somebody...

I walked out of the main gate and looked out at the basketball court. Leonard, Rose and Luke were outside playing downball with a tennis ball. (Downball isn't a real sport, I think... is it?)



Leonard: It's a straight!
Rose: No, it wasn't! It's a liner!
Luke: *grins* Whatever it was, you're out! Leonard's turn!

I walked out onto the court and waved.

Me: Hi -

Leonard missed the tennis ball and I just happened to be right behind them. It hit me in the face.

Leonard: Whoops! I'm sorry, Skyler! I really am!
Me: Erm, it's fine. *picks up tennis ball and tosses it back to them* Well, maybe -
Luke: GREEKS! LET'S, UM, FIGHT STUFF!
Rose: What?
Leonard: What?
Me: Again?
Rose: What do you mean by 'again'?
Me: Erm, well, it's just that - nothing!
Luke: Nothing what?
Leonard: You were just, um, really... weird?
Rose: You were like - 'Greeks! Let's go fight stuff!'
Luke: Seriously? I don't remember saying that... But, really?
Rose: Yup. Really.
Me: You guys just... get on with your game, should you? *waves paws around like a maniac* I'll just be, um, upstairs.
Leonard: Go ahead. *shrugs*

I turned away and ran off the court, turning the corner and crashing into someone.



Me: Oh, Splash!
Splash: Skyler! So long, no see!
Me: We're in the same school...?
Splash: Oh, well. *shrugs, then smiles* See anything interesting?
Me: No! Yes! I mean, erm, not exactly 'see'...
Splash: Really? Nothing since... *looks around* the adventure?
Me: *gulp* Yes! No! I mean, I haven't seen anything...
Splash: *grins* Oh, well. See you - Hey, if I had my scrolls with me, I'd have all the information we could possibly want. - around!
Me: What? Scrolls?
Splash: Scrolls?
Me: You were... oh, yeah. Never mind. Must have... imagined it!
Splash: Um, okay! See you around!
Me: Yeah, see you around...

I dashed up the stairs and into the library.

Me: It smells nerdy.

I found a computer and quickly typed in the things that they had said. A couple of websites popped up and I clicked them.

"Fire alone will save our Clan." ~ Spottedleaf, Into the Wild
"GREEKS! LET'S, UM, FIGHT STUFF!" ~ Percy, Blood of Olympus
"Hey, if I had my scrolls with me, I'd have all the information we could possibly want." ~ Starflight, Wings of Fire

I rubbed my eyes and stared at it more furiously. It didn't change. I turned off the computer and left the library, deep in thought, and wandered up to my room. Cinders had left her belongings all over her bed but I ignored it, instead sitting on my own bed and staring at the mirror.

I blinked. I blinked some more and squinted at the mirror. It seemed to be rippling, like -



Two dogs fell out of the mirror with a surprised yell and hit the floor with a thud.

Me: .... I should have expected that.
???: *sits up with a groan* Professor Pike, what have you done?!

Um, I'd better figure out what's going on. See you, Hawk.

You've heard of diary writers falling into book-worlds. How about characters from the book-world falling into diary-writer worlds? If you read the series called H.I.V.E, you will probably know who these are. If you haven't, I suggest you read it! It's a great series, but not as modern as Warriors or some other series...

[hxneystorm]

Fire alone will save our clan!

AMG WARRIOR CATS YES

[cosmos.;]

About the book-world falling into the diary world...

HECK YES!

I've been meaning to do something like that for a while, but I'm definitely too lazy to write. I would love to see Skyler react to everyone

[pinkgeneguy]

YAHS!

[someth1ng]

You so creative ^^

[20lait1]

@Honeystorm
Yep! Warrior cats forever!

@Split
I'd like to see that, too! You actually gave me some inspiration - it's just that your diaries are about games instead of books.

@ChocolateCaramel
Glad to see you're liking it!

@dragoninja6
Thanks so much!

Dear Hawk,

Now, on with the two strange people who just fell out of my mirror. Totally normal.



Me: *waves* Erm, hello? Strangers that fell out of my mirror?
???: *blinks groggily* Um, who are you? Why have you brought us here?
Me: Brought you here? You just decided to topple out of my mirror yourself. Now, answer my question - who are you, and what are you doing here?
???: Or you'll...?
Me: I'll.... *looks around and picks up my sword* stab you with my sword!

The boy's eyes widened and the girl took a step back. As the boy just stared off into space, the girl finally spoke.

???: Well... I'm Laura. Laura Brand...
Me: Your name's weird.
Laura: It's normal for us, anyways. And this is - *gives the guy beside her a nudge*
???: *stares off into space*
Laura: Um, O -
???: *blinks and touches head* Your... sword isn't electrical.
Me: Electrical? Why would it be? *swings it through the air and nearly slices my mirror in half* Whoops.
Laura: *coughs* Um, because, no reason... Wait a second. You haven't told us your name.
Me: His name first.
???: Who, me?
Me: You're in the girl's dorm. Do you see another boy in this room?
???: Well -
Me: No. Now, tell me your name, or I'll... *tries looking threatening*
???: Do you need to go to the bathroom?
Me: *chokes* No! I mean, why do you ask?
???: *sighs* Never mind. I'm Otto Malpense.
Me: ... Both of your names are weird. Well, I'm Skyler Swiftrunner -
Otto: Your name is weird. At least your last name.
Me: Nope, it's normal.
Otto: Normal. Right. Like having fur and paws is normal.
Me: Yup.

Both of them shared a look.

Me: I saw that.
Laura: *raises eyebrow* So... you're telling me you've had fur and paws for all your life?
Me: Why not?
Laura: Well, it's because... Um...
Otto: We're humans. Or were humans, anyways...
Me: Humans?
Otto: You don't know what are humans?
Me: Are they a type of fish?
Otto: ... Never mind. Well, how about you do some explaining?
Me: No, not yet. You do some explaining. Go on.
Otto: *sighs* Well -
Laura: *steps on his paw* Well, we come from... this school. If we tell you... will you tell anyone else?
Me: Erm, what?
Laura: It's a secret.
Me: Oh. Um, okay.
Laura: Really? Well, then, the school is called H.I.V.E, and we're students there. We were testing out this... teleporter that Professor Pike made -
Me: Teleporter? Professor Pike?
Otto: They're - um, never mind.
Laura: And it was supposed to teleport us to the other side of the school. But when we tried it, we're... here. At this place. *waves paws around*
Me: Riiight.

I stopped talking for a moment and stared at them creepily suspiciously.

Otto: It's true!
Me: Okay...? So, you're telling me you're actually a couple of fish that stepped out of a teleporting magic mirror and into this world?
Otto: We're not fish.
Laura: *shoves him* Aye, that's basically it.
Me: So can't you just step through the mirror and out of my room?
Laura: Hey... that could work! It's so simple and easy - why didn't we think about that? *shoves Otto towards the mirror*

Otto stumbled and smashed his snout onto the mirror. It shook a little and a small crack appeared at the edge.

Me: Erm, nope. Not that simple.
Laura: How will we get back now?!
Otto: Well, I don't know -
Me: I know! How about we ask a friend of mine?
Otto: But -
Me: Come on! *rushes outside*

I heard them trying to follow me. They tripped over their paws and faceplanted the floor. Being the very nice person I am, I ignored them and continued down the corridor.

When I finally reached the library, I looked back.

Otto: *gasps for breath* Wait up!
Laura: *stumbles into room* Is this... a library?!
Me: We can read, too. *looks around* Now, where is he?

Almost at once, a familiar figure stepped out from the shadows.



Otto: Why is he so... short?
Laura: *gently hits him on the head* You're short, too.
Otto: But not -
Lucifer: *frowns at them* It's happening already? It's coming too quickly - we must -
Me: *cough* Erm, guys...? This is Lucifer, and he's my friend.
Otto: Will he eat my soul?
Lucifer: I am merely a normal dog with the disease called 'PPS'. It's not infectious. And no, I will not eat your soul.
Otto: A relief.
Me: Anyways, Lucifer, do you have any books on dogs falling out mirrors?
Lucifer: Well... Now that you mention books...

Lucifer paused for a moment and tilted his head to the side.

Lucifer: I may have some... contacts that will know further about this.
Me: Cool. Can you... um, do some summony magic -
Lucifer: 'Summony'?
Me: You know, summoning dogs and teleporting stuff...?
Lucifer: Ah. You mean shadow walking?
Me: Whatever you call it. Get one of your friends here -
Lucifer: 'Friends'?
Me: - and we'll... do stuff.
Lucifer: *sighs* The modern world uses too many strange, slang words. *steps back into the shadow and vanishes*
Laura: So... can I... we... read here?
Me: No, you don't. You skydive here.
Laura: Sarcasm. Right. *walks over to a shelf and pulls out a book* 'The Wars'? So you have a World War 1, World War -
Me: What's that?
Laura: Don't tell me... *flips through book* What's 'The Battle for the Skies'?
Me: Oh, um, great battle... of the skies?
Laura: ... Okay?
Me: Planes, jets, Air Force, wings, those kinds.
Laura: Right. Like us - wait a second. Wings?!
Otto: He's here?
Laura: No - ah, never mind. You dogs... have wings?
Me: It's not all dogs. *spreads wings* Griffins, cats, those kinds.
Laura: So you can... perform unlimited flight with your wings?
Me: What's 'unlimited'?
Laura: *ignores me* But I thought wings could only lift birds because birds' bones are so hollow?
Me: Well...

Suddenly, Lucifer stepped out of the shadows. Behind him was...



Me: Xenos?! You know -
Xenos: We can talk about that later. *glances at Otto and Laura* Oh, dear. This cannot be happening so soon!
Me: What soon?
Xenos: We must finish the portal as soon as possible -
Lucifer: Haven't you finished it already?
Xenos: Well, it's been -
Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Xenos: ... Something... you may learn about when you're older.

Lucifer shared a glance with Xenos. Xenos just shook his head and turned back to us.

Xenos: I'll finish the portal as soon as possible.
Lucifer: Where should they go, then?
Xenos: You'll have to care for them.
Otto: Excuse me, old man, we don't need to be 'cared for' -
Xenos: Just... I'll get it ready. It'll be done by tonight.
Lucifer: It has to be done by tonight.
Xenos: *nods* Let's get back now.
Lucifer: How about them?
Xenos: They... They'll have to stay close to the headquarters. You'll have to protect them.
Lucifer: Wouldn't that be dangerous?
Xenos: There's no choice. Shadow walk us to the closest, most 'normal' place possible.
Lucifer: ... Very well, then. Come on.

Xenos and Lucifer started walking towards the shadowy wall. We just stared at them.

Xenos: *turns back* What are you waiting for? Come on.

We hurried after them and stopped in front of the wall.

Lucifer: Step in.
Otto: But we'll be just walking into a wall -
Laura: This is technically impossible -
Me: Everything's possible! *shoves them into wall and jumps in after*

Purple shadows leaped around Lucifer and suddenly a chill rushed down that bone in my back. (What's it called again? A spin... no, a spoon... wait, what?) Suddenly it was gone and we reappeared in a bright, sunny place.

Otto: *reads the sign* Starbarks?
Laura: Isn't it 'Starbucks'?
Me: What's that?
Lucifer: *sighs* Sit down and drink something. I'll be just... here.
Xenos: *raises eyebrow and hurries away*
Me: 'Here'? How about you come with us too?
Lucifer: I don't drink coffee.
Me: There's other stuff as well! *grabs him by the tails and drags him towards it*

We found ourselves a nice table with four seats outside Starbarks. An umbrella thing was attached to the table and gave us shade from the sun.

Me: It's warm even though its winter.
Laura: Some places on Earth are like that.
Me: 'Earth'?
Otto: How about you two stop talking and actually get ourselves a drink?
Laura: *snorts* Fine. Do you have money?
Otto: Well, I don't, but I could make the cashing machine think I actually inserted money -
Me: Erm, how?
Otto: Well -
Laura: *slaps him*
Otto: Ow! *notices I'm staring at him* Um, nothing.
Me: *raises eyebrow* I have money. I'll get three... *glances at Lucifer* four cold chocolates?
Lucifer: It's a drink.

Lucifer looked very uncomfortable just sitting there. I would have laughed at his expression if it wasn't for all those dogs walking by.

Me: So I'll buy it?
Laura: I don't want to waste your money... how about me and Otto share?
Me: Erm, okay. If you're okay with that.
Otto: *blushes* Um, sure! I'd love it!
Me: *pauses for a moment* Wait. You're a couple, aren't you?

They were both bright red and looking at anywhere but me or each other. Lucifer tilted his head to the side.

Lucifer: What's a 'couple'?
Me: Shipping! How about... Laurto? No, wait, that sounds weird... how about Ottra?
Laura: Just go get our drinks!
Me: *grins* Fine, I will!

I quickly bought us three cold chocolate drinks.



Me: So... now what?
Lucifer: Now... we wait. *takes a careful sip of the chocolate* This drink... is quite strange.
Otto: You have normal drinks like us, too?
Laura: *looks at the menu* Yeah, everything seems normal... most of it, anyways.
Me: It's completely normal! What's 'weird' about it?
Laura: The name - oh, never mind.

We sat in silence for a while, finishing the drinks.

Otto: It's almost Christmas.
Me: I thought it was Halloween!
Otto: It passed ages ago.
Me: So they missed the Halloween Party? Really?!
Laura: You guys have parties? Lucky you.
Me: And it's going to be my second Christmas.... dance party thing.
Laura: There's a dance? Oh, wait. *looks at me* You have a crush?
Me: Well... *blushes* No - um, yes. I'm actually not sure...
Laura: You mean - *glances at Otto* - like him? You like the guy so much but he doesn't notice?
Me: Well... basically...

I paused for a moment. Again. What was I doing talking to a stranger about my 'love life'?! Laura seems nice, though... so I decided to go on.

Me: He likes me. There were two guys liking me... I had to choose one, so I... did. The other guy isn't very happy... but he's still my friend, though he's rather upset... And the guy who likes me has been giving me stuff... but I don't know how to react or what to do, or if we're even a... couple.
Laura: ... I wish Shelby was here. She's the best at these kinds of things.
Me: Shelby? One of your friends?
Laura: Aye. But from my own experience... I guess if you really want to be a couple, you'll have to talk to him, too. You like him, right?
Me: I... think so.
Laura: Then just talk to him! Don't wait - just start talking.
Me: Are you sure -
Otto: *yawns* Are you girls done talking about your girly girl stuff yet?
Me&Laura: ...
Me: Can I punch him?
Laura: Well, I'd rather -
Me: *punches him in the face*
Otto: Ow!
Laura: Never mind. *shrugs*
Lucifer: *sighs* The violence.

We sat there for afternoon and evening, chatting and occasionally slapping Otto. Finally, Xenos reappeared and rushed up to our table.

Xenos: The portal's ready. Come on.
Lucifer: Does it work? *gets up*
Xenos: Hopefully.
Me: What?

We hurried out of Starbarks - I glanced over at the bathrooms and smiled, remembering me and Splash's adventure. Shapeshifting monsters, stinky sewers - good times.

We found an alley with a dead end and hurried into it. Xenos looked around to see if we were being watched, then pulled out a gadget thing and... a book.

Otto: What's the book for?
Xenos: You wouldn't understand. *attaches gadget to a book* Ready?
Laura: I hope it works.
Otto: If it doesn't, we might be zapped into millions of atoms and spread across the world.
Laura: What a comforting thought. *slaps him again*
Otto: Ow!
Lucifer: It seems that they're ready. *reaches over and presses a button*

The book and the gadget began to glow with a white light. It became a dog-sized rip on the ground. We stared into the white, swirling hole.

Xenos: *steps back* Ready?
Laura: Aye.
Otto: Let's get this bloody thing done.
Lucifer: You may step forward.
Me: Bye! *waves*
Otto: See ya! *jumps in*
Laura: *pauses for a moment, then turns to me* Hope we see each other again. Goodbye, Skyler.
Me: Bye, Laura.
Laura: *steps in*

They vanished from sight. The portal flickered, then vanished. Xenos closed the book and I looked at the book.

Me: H.I.V.E's a book?!
Lucifer: Not only a book, but a dimension.
Me: That's... weird. So -
Xenos: You'd better get going now. You have your boyfriend to get to, right?
Me: What?! I -
Xenos: Go on. You don't want to miss your Christmas Dance.
Me: I -
Xenos: And you. *turns to Lucifer* Are you doing alright with Hurricane?
Lucifer: I...
Xenos: *chuckles* Good luck on your love lives. *walks off*
Me: You like -
Lucifer: We don't need to talk about this. *shadow walks away*
Me: Oi! Come back here! *grabs at empty air*

I finally turned away and started to walk back to school, my mind clouded with thoughts as I scribbled away in you.

So... yeah. I'm done with writing what happened today... Well, see you, Hawk. I've got... stuff to do like sleeping.