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[ghhhhhellllppp]

Because we can.

What is 1+1 oh my gosh I never learned this.... It is too hard for me.. :c

[yandere]

Well, my apprentice, 1+1= 11. And this is a harder question: 9+10 = ? Well OBVIOUSLY 21

What are the stages of sleeping?

[TheBlackCatMagician]

The stages of sleeping are as follows: having insomnia, drifting off then asking back up, snoring, and last but not least, complaining about how you dont want to go to school.

Why is why why?

[Rainbowcats08]

Because why.

What if ketchup was made with potatoes instead of tomatoes?

[kamelgirl]

The world would come crashing and burning to a halt. Except in Canada.

Why did my cat fall asleep after it was hit by a truck?

[.:Lazuli:.]

Because it was tired and the road was warm.

Why is the grass green?

[TheBlackCatMagician]

Because grass is actually aliens, and every one knows aliens are green.

Does this font make my message look fat?

[Princess Taozi]

Nah but the color might

Why is toothpaste minty?

[TheBlackCatMagician]

I dunno, maybe minty is toothpaste!

Can I have a pet narwhal?

[Jonchen]

Yes, yes, just stop crying

Why sky is blue?