♦ end oғ тнe lιne - тeaм ғorтreѕѕ 2 rp ♦ (new/accepтιng)

[Probably a Doctor..]

Medic
He growled a bit and hugged the bird close, glaring at all of them and retreating to his room. Not wanting to talk to anyone. He slammed his door shut, and set the bird on his bed gently. "Vhy do zey all sink I'm crazy? Im not! I care for dir, ya know." He said aloud, talking to who seemed Archimedes.
The bird just cooed and tilted his head, ruffling his feathers

Merasmus-Evil
He heard his name being called and he growled.

"What do you want, MORTAL?"

He snapped, his voice deep and calm, looking around and readying for any attack at any time

[Rancid Roadkill]

ғelιce ѕιegal aĸa тнe cooĸ
"My name is actually Felice! Thanks for try though..!" He called out sarcastically,
rolling his eyes "I love bein' out 'ere in the middle of the storm an' all, but can I
like..talk to you face to face?" He crossed his arms and tapped his foot impatiently
while awaiting a response from him. He didn't particularly like the fella, but since
he was out making dinner for everyone else he thought there was no harm in
offering the old Magician the same treatment. His patience was quickly growing
dry however, hell Felice didn't even know if the man needed to eat in the first place.

[Probably a Doctor..]

Merasmus-Evil
He sighed and gave in to his nice tone.
"Alright, felice, "
he said and came out, towering over the little cook and looking down on him

[Rancid Roadkill]

ғelιce ѕιegal aĸa тнe cooĸ
Felice raised an eyebrow and looked up at the man with his arms still crossed, "Would
ya like to join us for dinner? I'll make sure yer seated away from Soldier, although I'm
sure he would be joining us as it is since he's been avoidin' my cookin' due to it not bein'
American as he puts it..or otherwise I can just get a plate for ya?" He offered, not
showing a single sign of being intimidated by the wizard towering before him. A few
weeks back Soldier unfortunately heard a conversation between Felice and Heavy, the
two were speaking in Russian so he now has the man believing he's a communist in disguise.

[Probably a Doctor..]

Merasmus-Evil
"Sure. If it beats staying out in this rain." he sighed and nodded

[Rancid Roadkill]

ғelιce ѕιegal aĸa тнe cooĸ
"Come on then, mate! Just avoid startin' a barney with the boys, but lets hurry!
It's Baltic out 'ere!" Felice tells him as he walks besides him to his base. When
he reached the entrance this time however, he decided to remove his boots
rather then cleaning them off again and sets them to the side. As he does this,
he tries striking up a conversation with Merasmus, "Okay, so I like must ask!
You were Soldier's flatmate, right? How did ya not kill the bloomin' bugger? He's
absolute bonkers!" He asked sounding very much amused and curious, with he
boots set off to the side he grabbed a towel and tossed it to the wizard before
taking one for himself and carefully begins to dry himself off .

[Probably a Doctor..]

Merasmus
He took the towel and ducked in the entry way, to not hit his head.
"Well, he went thru my pills one day, and took a whole bottle of 'kill me come back stronger' pills, and i confronted him, but he appoligised and thought that it was my heart medication. Apparently at the time he was taking that too. So i cant kill him now that hes taken those pills. I wish i had been able to kill him before though." he shrugged, happy to have a conversation with a person, and not a book

[Anachronism]

(Sorry for the delay, everybody! I had a lot of stuff I needed to do; hopefully, though I'm back now!)

Engineer

The Texan was a bit taken aback by his reaction and his smile fell, the man looking with a confused expression on his face. All he did was smile, not point hypothetical eye-lasers at him. Maybe he'd committed a faux pas he didn't know about? He hadn't meant to be offensive.
"Er....I-I'm sorry?" He asked, startled, as Felice made a sound like he was pained.
With all the degrees he'd earned, all the years of schooling, he still couldn't figure the man out. Felice would do such kind things for the team, purchasing a long table for them all to be able to sit at, having towels at the ready when it started pour rain....but he was still unpredictable. He looked concerned as Felice brushed past him, scratching the back of his head and watching Felice retreat back into the kitchen, yowling like a wounded cat all the way into the other room.
He gave the remaining mercs in the hallway a quizzical, 'what-did-I-do-wrong' look, face flushed with slight embarrassment, before he decided to drop the subject for the time being. It had happened, so there wasn't much else he could do. Engineer cleared his throat awkwardly, and his smile managed to recover. He pushed his way into the dining room, leaving the door open for the rest of the crew, taking his seat at the table and laughing earnestly at the place setting for him. He didn't see any assigned seats for the rest of the mercs, but he took it with a grain of salt, and sat down, putting his napkin in his lap.
After most of the mercs had been seated, he raised a beer to them and offered a quick toast.
"We beat the BLU's back today; it was hard fought, but each and every one of you deserve to eat, drink, and be merry! ...To us!" He called over the rowdy crew. Those within earshot raised a glass, though people like solider babbled on about nonsense.

[Rancid Roadkill]

ғelιce ѕιegal aĸa тнe cooĸ
"Are you serious?! That lairy berk is off his rocker!" He chuckled, feeling somewhat bad
for Merasmus for having to put with his old roommate in the first place. "Yer mad too!"
he playfully gives him a weak punch to the arm, "I'm hardly ever 'round 'im and he's
already turnin' me into a nutter!" he laughed, but it soon died away when he heard
Engineer making a toast to the rest of the Team. He stared holes through the man,
but also seemed to be restraining himself all at the same time until he glanced over his
teammates, "Take a seat anywhere mate, I'll be back in just a moment.." He told
Merasmus before walking up to the table, "Okay boys, Merasmus is MY guest..don't
bug him and don't start any fights.." He warned them before passing the table, heading
straight towards Medic's room. The way he stormed off made his intentions clear,
"Medic! I didn't spend the day cookin' this bloody meal for you to just hide in yer
room!" He stopped in front of the door, his voice loud and clear for the rest of the
Mercenaries to hear, "If yer not out here in ten seconds I will break the door down
and stick my arm so far up yer **** that I could use you as a poxy hand puppet!" He yelled.

[Probably a Doctor..]

omg i love Felice's threat to Medic XDXDXD))

Medic
He heard his name being called and growled at the threat. "Ill come out ven you treat my vogel like Familie." he snapped at him

Merasmus
He eyed all of the other Mercs, sitting down in a chair as far away from Soldier as possible, and joining in with the cheers