THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT'S A POTATO CHIP

[Coolpaw5]

Hey guys.

I know that I haven't been posting on here in like, what, forever? I'm really sorry about that. The story is kind of bland to me and I feel like I wanted to start something else. I promise to post here once in a while, like maybe Cassandra will check in once in a while.

I have started another diary, High School Drama which I would like if you want to check out.

Sorry to everyone about me not posting here. If you want to ask any questions, you can PM me or post here. Thanks. Sorry.

[Neon-chan]

Lol I said that^^^^

[Coolpaw5]

Hey everyone! If anyone is here... I just wanted to know what's your favorite potato moment was. I'm trying out animating so I might as well try this. Beware, because I'm just starting

[CookieCat000]

Three of my favourites (Not in order)

Silver: Hey! Do you guys have chocolate?
Pixel: Yeah, I have some in my bag. *Digs into backpack*
Me: DON'T TRUST HER!!!!!!! SHE PROMISES YOU SWEET TREATS, THEN GIVES YOU NOTHINGGGGG
Silver: So you're not gonna give me chocolate?
Pixel: *Gives chocolate*
Silver: Yay! *chomps on chocolate*
Me: WHATTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?! HOW COME SHE GOT CHOCOLATE, AND I DIDN'T GET CAKE!?!??!!?
Pixel: *Ignore me* Anywho, where's everyone else?

Me: What if Sally uses the mind control music?
Pixel: I made it so don't worry about that. i can just tell Sally there was some sort of bug since it didn't work on you and get it back.
Me: Ok. Anyway, I think we sho- WAIT. YOU MADE THAT!?!??!?!
Pixel: Yeah. Continue.
Me: All of my friends are so scary, it's terrifying.
Pixel: Really? How so?
Me: Well, Castle can take out 10-15 jocks, Michelle was a back-stabber, and you can make mind control music.
Pixel: Doesn't sound that that scary. Anyway, the Rebellion?
Me: Oh right! Well-\
Principal: STUUUUUUUUUDDDENTSSSSSSSSS!!!! SHADDUPPPPPP!!!!!! IT'S TIME FOR THE ASSEMBLY!!!!!!

Principal: Hello students.
Whoaaaaaaa HE SOUNDED NORMAL FOR ONCE!!!!!!! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!?!??!?!
Principal: Sally has been generous enough to lend me her dress, which I am now wearing. *pulls off cloak* *Struts*
AANNNNNNNDDDD This school just returned back to normal.
Principal: Now here is the angel herself! MIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS SALLLYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sally: *laughs* Oh John! I told you, I don't need the formal welcome! Oh and, by the way, that dress really brings out your eyes!
Me: I'm gonna barf again.

Well, two of them are from the same entry I think but so what o3o

[SilverWoes]

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Hey Potato Chip!

I found my pens! *:D*

Also, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What happened? You may ask. Well, I got my spirit companion! Whoo! This is what happened:

So, I went to bed, and fell asleep. Not a few minutes later (I think, who can tell how long you were dreaming when you're asleep?) a dude came.

Me: Who are you?
Dude: The man of your dreams.
Me: .__.
Dude: *wink wink*
Me: Okay... I'm going to go over there...
Dude: Waiiiiit, I'm just kidding. Unless you're not kidding. *wink wink*
Me: ._______. Hi. I am Cassandra.
Dude: I know.
Me: .__. Okay, you're supposed to be the dude that's supposed to give me my spirit animal, right?
Dude: Yup! o3o Okay, so... *Reads paper* . . .
Me: Soooo what do I get???
Dude: *serious face* I'm sorry I'm going to have to be the one to tell you this, but...
Me: Omigosh I'm a super special person that has awesome powers that can withstand mind control and be awesome so the government is going to come after me and kill me right?
Dude: Uhh... No, you're a weirdo.
Me: .__. I get that a lot.
Dude: It's just, who would answer, "What would you do if you lost your homework that's due the next day?" with "I would have probably ripped it to shreds in frustration myself, so I would just get the shredded paper from the trash, sigh, turn that in, and write my will so when my parents kill me, my stuff gets transfered out."
Me: What?! It's reasonable!
Dude: -__- Most people would say something like, "I would redo it."
Me: o3o Soooo what do I get??!?!?!?!?!?
Dude: *reads some more* You are a complete weirdo, gosh.
Me: UGHHHH
Dude: Right. So, I'm just going to put this test into the pot over there, and then your spirit animal should pop out. So, hope for the best...
Me: OooOoohh What am I gonna get???? An owl? A bat? A bunny? A-
Dude: SHHHH, IT'S COMINGGG
So we waited a bit when nothing came out. We just kinda stared at it.

Me: .__. Is something supposed to happen?
Dude: Uhh... It should be coming out now... *knocks on pot*
Then, a big rainbow filled with potatoes came bursting out of the pot.

Dude: WHAT THE-
Me: IT'S AWESOMEEE
And then...

Something, sprang out...

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Dude:
???: Bzz
Dude: OMIGOSH, DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THAT IS??!?!?
Me: .__. The Potato are you?
???: I'm a beeeeeee! *:D*
Me: Uh... Could I have a refund?
Dude: OMIGOSH, IT'S AN ULTRA RARE!!! An OMG SO RARE!
Me: Really?! This thing?!
???: Hey, no disrespecting the bee.
Me: Right. Are you sure I can't change it?
Dude: -___- Even if you wanted to, which you should not, I can't. It's your spirit animal. You have to keep it. KAY BYE! It will tell you all you need to knowwwww *vanishes*
So, it was just me and the thing.

Me: .__. What's your name?
BeeBee: I'm BeeBee!
Me: I thought you said you were a beeeeee?
BeeBee: I am.
Me: And your name is BeeBee.
BeeBee: Correct.
Me: So your a beeeeeee and your name is BeeBee.
BeeBee: Yup.
Me: No offense, but that's pretty stupid.
BeeBee: -__- Don't blame me, blame the stupid dude that named me. I'm happy for a nickname. *:D*
Me: .__. I just can't get over it. It's like naming me, DogDog.
BeeBee: Shaddup. You will be my friend whether you like it or not. Anyway, I'm a spirit companion, which means that I am a lot like you, but really different. I'm a spirit, so you don't have to feed me. I come when you call, and help you with any problems you may have. I have a bit of magic, and I'm just awesome.
Me: Right... So how do we get out of here?
BeeBee: We get out when you wake up. So, we have like... *checks watch* about 4 hours until you wake up. What do you want to do until then?
Me: Meh. Hey, this is my dream land right?
BeeBee: Yeah.
Me: Hehehehhehehehehheheheheheh *poofs in potato chips*
BeeBee: *poofs in honey*
So we started eating honey-covered potato chips and 'bonded' a bit.

Me: OKAY FOR THE LAST TIME, THE TARDIS IS A PHONE BOOTH!!!
BeeBee: NO, IT'S A BLUE BOX!!!
Me: ARGHHH
Yup.

So I eventually did wake up, and BeeBee was there to greet me.

BeeBee: GOOD MORNING!
Me: Ughhhhhhhh
BeeBee: It's great to be out! Smell that fresh air! It's great! Btw, who's that girl that's sleeping above you?
Me: That's Delight. She's my roommate.
Delight: Cassie? Who are you talking to- OMIGOSH WHAT IS THAT THING KILL IT WITH FIREEE
BeeBee: AHHHHHHHH
So they chased each other around, both trying to avoid each other as much as possible. I just sat there and watched them.

Delight: OMIGOSH GET IT AWAYY
Me: Delight, it's my spirit companion. It's not flesh and bones.
BeeBee: Technically, I don't have bones. I have an exoskeleton, which is basically a bones covering on the outside-
Delight: Ew, okay. Gross. I just don't like bugs. My spirit companion is a-

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Moonbunny: Me! I'm her spirit companion.
Delight: Yeah.
Moonbunny: I don't come out much because I'm too busy drawing black skies and writing super depressing stories. Oh, and making happy dreams about rainbows and unicorns for Enchantment.
Me: .__. She suits you well.
BeeBee: o3o Don't I fit you well?
Me: >.> I don't even know if you're a boy or girl.
BeeBee: *gasp* Offensive! I'm a girl, because the spirit animal has to be the same gender as the owner. It makes it easier to be comfortable with.
Me: Right... So Delight, you cool with BeeBee yet?
Delight: I don't know, it freaks me out. *shivers*
Me: Well, you're going to have to because she's going to be hanging around with meh.
BeeBee: Yup. o3o Bzz
Me: Yeah.

*awkward silence*

Me: I should get going. :T
BeeBee: That means I'm going too! Let me get my jacket.
Me: What do you need a jacket for? You're like, tiny and covered in fur.
BeeBee: What do you need clothes for? You're like, big and covered in fur.
Me: Touche. Whatever, I have to go meet up with the Outcasts.
BeeBee: Let's goooooo!

So we walked out the door, and BeeBee followed behind me.

Me: BeeBee, do you- *my phone starts ringing*
Phone: *ringtone: It's Mazeee~*
Me: O-O
BeeBee: DON'T DO IT CASSIE.
Me: How do you even know who he is?
BeeBee: I have all your memories. Anyway, DON'T DO IT CASSIE. BE STRONG.
Me: I knowwwww
Phone: *Ringtone: It's Mazeeee~ Pick up the phone!*
Me: Should I answer him???
BeeBee: I think the real question is, are my knees all that good?
Me: What?!
BeeBee: Anyway, don't do it. It won't be good.
Me: o.o *phone ringing* Grrrrrrrrrrr
BeeBee: Here, give me the phone. *starts tapping stuff on it* There we go!
Me: What did you do...?
BeeBee: Pssh, nothing. Now, come on. OUTCASTSSS
I tried looking over my phone, but couldn't find anything out of place. Only that Maze stopped calling me. I shrugged it off and went over to the Outcasts hangout.

Penguin: Hey Cassie. I guess you chose Outcasts?
Me: Yeah! And I got my spirit companion! Ta daaaa
BeeBee: Bzz
Penguin: What is that...? OMGNESS IT'S AN ULTRA-RARE
Me: o3o Yeah.
BeeBee: *u* I'm special.
Penguin: Wow. It's kinda weird though. I guess it does suit you.
Me: WHY YOU ALL SAYING IM WEIRD?!
BeeBee & Penguin: Because you're weird.

Me: Really? Even you BeeBee?
BeeBee: I'm really starting to dislike my name. .__.
Me: Well, it's your name. You stuck with it. Like my name, it's pretty awesome, so I'm cool with it.
Penguin: Right... I'm going to go now... Be sure to hang around here after school often. It's pretty legit.
Me: Kayyy
So after that, the rest of the day was pretty uneventful.

I mean, I met up with Moonstream and Ann, oh and Rebellion. They were all talking together on a table. I also saw Squishy splashing in some water as Brie chased Pip around. Dimension was hanging around the bike rack, and she was chatting with Diana about something. Maybe fluffy kittens.

Eh. Oh yeah, aliens struck down and captured like half of us so it's our mission to go into space to save them all. I went with Delight and BeeBee by my side as we prepared the rocket to Mars. but that's another story.

Lol, I'm just kidding maybe so I guess I have to go. Delight is typing on her diary blog with her moonbunny sleeping on her lap. BeeBee is currently sitting on my head

A hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk

What the heck BeeBee? Come on, seriously? We can not copy another author, okay? That is rude and uncreative.

Aww that sucks. I read it in this other book. It was pretty legit. Her life is way more exciting than yours. You're BORINGGGGG

.__. You know, you should stop marking up my Potato Chip and just talk to me in person.

Well, I'm not a person so I have no idea how it is to talk like one. o3o

BeeBee, you better stop copying others, kay?

Ah, ah, ah, ACHOO

Well, at least you credited them. :\ Now can you please leave?

Fineeee this is my last words. (hehehe maybe) BYEEEEEE Imma go sleep.

Hey what do you mean, 'maybe'? Oh well. She left. She's sleeping on my pillow now. Only a few more days until the Halloween dance! o3o And that means, a few more days to get a date!

I am not going to be one of those hipsters that just go alone to a party. And everyone knows that we teenage girls have to have a date to go to a dance.

Well, who could I ask?

Welllll you could ask your super-mega-big crush. I mean, you've been crushing on him since you got here.

Great, you're back. Look, I don't even know if he's single or not.

-__- Whatever. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Well, I better go to sleep too. There's only 2 more days of Fall break left!

Byeeeee!
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all of that!

[Coolpaw5]

Well, I'm going to have to voice them all myself so :T

[Xura]

These moments...

Xura: Wut? .__. Anyway... I'm a popular but I don't really care enough to read that stupid ten-thousand page rulebook of popularity they gave me.
Me: Great! Hey can I borrow that rule book?
Xura: Umm... Sure. *Takes dictionary out of bag* Is this it? No. *Tosses at me*
Me: Oof!
Xura: *Takes notebook out of bag* Is this it? No. *puts back in bag*
Me: Oh yeah, throw the big, heavy dictionary at me, not the tiny, light notebook.
Xura: Found it! *Pulls out ten-thousand page book out of bag* *Throws at me*
Me: HOW THE POTATO DO YOU KEEP THIS IN YOUR BAG!?!??!

Me: Hey, where did you get all of that gold from?
Silver: Why? Are you going to rat me out or something? *Puts claw near my neck again*
Me: ??? Why would I?
Silver: You mean, you never saw the wanted posters?
Me: Wanted posters?
Silver: -___- You're slow on news.
Me: What!??! I'M THE FASTEST ON NEWS!!! I KNOW EVERYTHINGGGG! RAGHHHHHHHHH *throws potatoes at Silver*
Silver:
Me: Anyway, where did you get all that gold from?
Silver: I...Found it.
Me: You found that much?!
Silver: I guess I was just lucky.
Me: Cool!
Silver: /)-*
Me: What?
Silver: Nothing...
Me: OMIPOTATOES LETS SHARE SECRETS!!!!!!1 I WANNA KNOW IF HIGHSCHOOLIA'S SILVER IS THE SAME AS MY WORLD SILVER!!!!!!!!!!
Silver: A secret for a secret then. Tell me yours first.
Me: Hmm.... I like potatoes. o3o
Silver: That doesn't sound that secretive, but whatever.
Me: So what's your secret?!?!?!!?!!?
Silver: I "found" this gold at the castle. And it just so happened to "be" in the royal castle bank.
Me: *gears clinking in head*???
Silver: I "found" it in the bank of the castle, with a ton of guards by it.
Me: *more gears clinking* ???
Silver: -__- Tons of guards, lots of money, in the castle....
Me: *ba-ding!* OHHHHH Are you a thief!??!??!?!?
Silver: *shoves a potato in my mouth* SHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO ONE MUST KNOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! I'm doing this for my family, and my neighborhood.
Me: Ok, sheesh. Sorry.
Silver: So you're not going to rat me out?
Me: Why should I? I'm about to do something illegal too!

Me: Okay, never mind. Anyway, how was class Zara?
Zara: Some girl took my math homework. She said something like Outcasts have to give their homework to populars.
Me: Did you give it?
Zara: Well, I don't know. She mysteriously disappeared without a trace. *Sips juice*

Me: So... Where do I go...?
Britney: Ha! Not here!
Daniel: Nah, bruh.
Joshua: Nope.
Brianna: Noooo.......
Penguin: Not accepted.
Me: Aww... Come on! Your name is Penguin! How much weirder am I?
Penguin: Much. Like an unbelievably high amount. Really much. MUCH WEIRDER THAN I AM.

Daniel: Alright, we're going to be working our abs first, seeing you have none.
Me: I have abs, alright? Look, BAM! See those tight packs?
Daniel: No...
Me: Well, only smart people can see it.
Daniel: Oh. Okay. Makes sense. Anyway, we have to work out! Come on!

Me: *AHEM* When I'm depressed, I cut myself-
Everyone: *GASP* *claps*
Me: -a piece of cake. o3o Then I eat it without thinking of all the carbs and enjoy it. It's amazing.
Everyone: -___________-

So, I went to bed, and fell asleep. Not a few minutes later (I think, who can tell how long you were dreaming when you're asleep?) a dude came.

Me: Who are you?
Dude: The man of your dreams.
Me: .__.
Dude: *wink wink*
Me: Okay... I'm going to go over there...
Dude: Waiiiiit, I'm just kidding. Unless you're not kidding. *wink wink*
Me: ._______. Hi. I am Cassandra.
Dude: I know.
Me: .__. Okay, you're supposed to be the dude that's supposed to give me my spirit animal, right?
Dude: Yup! o3o Okay, so... *Reads paper* . . .
Me: Soooo what do I get???
Dude: *serious face* I'm sorry I'm going to have to be the one to tell you this, but...
Me: Omigosh I'm a super special person that has awesome powers that can withstand mind control and be awesome so the government is going to come after me and kill me right?
Dude: Uhh... No, you're a weirdo.
Me: .__. I get that a lot.

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ]

Hey everyone! If anyone is here... I just wanted to know what's your favorite potato moment was. I'm trying out animating so I might as well try this. Beware, because I'm just starting

You're starting animation? *squeals

I can't wait to see some of your animations.

[trees |-/]

Hey everyone! If anyone is here... I just wanted to know what's your favorite potato moment was. I'm trying out animating so I might as well try this. Beware, because I'm just starting

You're starting animation? *squeals

I can't wait to see some of your animations.

I WANNA SEE IT TOOOOO

[KatLove]

Hey everyone! If anyone is here... I just wanted to know what's your favorite potato moment was. I'm trying out animating so I might as well try this. Beware, because I'm just starting

You're starting animation? *squeals

I can't wait to see some of your animations.

I WANNA SEE IT TOOOOO

AGREED!!!!
Also 100th post!!!! ^D^