This is not a diary, this is a Hawk!

[pinkgeneguy]

"You put a student in your bag?"
XD Best line

[{StarryNightSky*}]

Mark (This story is amazing! I wish I could write something like this!)

[someth1ng]

i love reading your diary

[20lait1]

Thanks for all the comments that has supported me so far - however, I probably won't answer as I don't have the time, but all of you, remember - your support has put a smile on my face every day. Maybe one or two posts before Skyler reverts back to her original form... Want a spoiler? Browse through this group (don't worry - there are only 4 pages) for the spoiler!

[CoolComrade]

Oh
Dear
We
Are
So
Dead. O-O

[20lait1]

Anyone notice the spoiler yet? If you want to enter a character (if you haven't yet) I've opened forms for three more people. So get... um, forming doing your forms Never mind.

[20lait1]

Dear Hawk,

I am going to - actually, there are so many things I want to do but I won't... Because it's not legal. Well, let me explain what happened.....

If you didn't remember, this is Alicia, or Ace because I don't want to use up all my energy writing an extra three words. Anyways, I bumped into her in the hallway. Literally.

Me: *half-walks, half-flying but trying not to let anyone notice* They're gone, why shouldn't I -
Ace: *runs around the corner and notices me* WHOA!
Me: AHHHH! (Plus, that was not a girly scream, by the way.) *crashes into Ace*
Ace: MY COOKIES! *drops cookies*
Me: COOKIES?! *notices cookies falling* Wait - WHA - *flaps wings and creates a gust of wind (I wonder how Cyber Wings do that...)*
Ace: *reaching for cookies, when the wind blows her and the cookies to the wall* What?! *smashes into wall, but catches cookies*
Me: Um, sorry, Alicia.
Ace: Alicia?! You mean Ace, movie star kid. Hey, wait... *narrows eyes* You know my name?
Me: Um, ah, I.... heard of you.
Ace: From that little pretty snowflake, of course! *glares* But, of course...
Me: What....? Snowflake?
Ace: That mean Popular, duh, like you. However, you did save my cookies... *starts nibbling cookie* I'll let you off for now. *wanders off*
Me: Snowfl - Snowy?

Whoops, I forgot her real name. I almost thought that mean Popular's real name was Snowy.... Oh, well. I don't know if I want to be angry, happy, or whatever. This was a little embarrassing, however....

He looks like the old me the original me. Of course, once he's heard of me, seen my photos, and is now searching the school for me, saying "I think I'm related to her." or something. When I was around, he seemed to... well, know. And kind of show off, but yeah...



Kolli, the world PawTube famous dog! She's nice, and rejected Snowy's offer to be in the Populars - I don't know if that's surprising or not, but... Maybe... Oh, well. Just let me get on to reality.... Oh, yeah. You can't stop me - in fact, I'm just going to stop wasting time right now and get on with it.

Me: *notices two dogs talking really loudly in the hallways*
Orion: I think I'm related to her! Like, grey fur, cream tail... Like me?
Kolli: *looks him up and down* Hmm.... Take away those ridiculous shutter glasses and change that scythe to a sword, maybe add a bow.... Yep, and you'll be the stunt double of her. You're talking about Skyler, right? You know, I could make an awesome PawTube video with that! Too bad she isn't here...
Orion: She isn't here? So she was here before?
Kolli: Left for a trial at some other school - Woofleaf High, was it?
Orion: Dogholly High? What kind of name is that?
Kolli: You mean Ruffpine High. Or was it -
Orion: Treebark High?
Kolli: I was going to say Barktree High. You know, the name itself sounds like an awesome place to film one of the videos I was planning -
Orion: By film - *notices me* - Ah, a movie star.
Kolli: She's a Popular! How can a Popular -
Me: *cough* Um, hi?
Orion: Hey, you know archery? Or fencing, maybe? You know martial arts, perhaps? You know, that movie where you launch a roundhouse kick at -
Me: Um, roundhouse kick?
Orion: You did it and you don't -
Me: Um, I do.
Orion: *grins* Great! What do you think of this? *launches some kind of martial art dance routine that includes two punches, three kicks, one including him jumping up, kicking and nearly landing on top of me, and a yell*
Me: Erm... Good?
Kolli: Good? On one of my video games, I did like, double of that.
Orion: So is that gymnastics?
Me: Wha...?

I decided to leave them to whatever they were arguing about, of course, as that is the smart thing to do (Of course, I've been doing the smart thing since I was hatched born) Of course, when I was out flying to get a break from the horrible pink dorm, I bumped into Monica. (Not literally, but... Meh, who cares.)



She's nice, I guess, with big fluffy ears and tail. I wonder what kind of gene (that makes me sound like a nerd) thing makes her tail so.... huge and fluffy.



And he's a stalker. Actually, I'm not sure, but when I was having my 'in-air' chat (What?! That's the best I can think of right now!) he seemed to be watching us. So of course, I decided to figure out everything and talk to him - Actually, I'll explain that later.

Me: *flying along with Cyber Wings* Wow, these things actually work! They look like little lines in the sky, but they actually -
Monica: WATCH OUT!
Me: AHHHHH! (Me - "AHHHHHHH" = Not a girly scream - Snowy - "AHHHHHHH" = Very girly scream)
Monica: *dodges me* Whoa, the movie star kid?
Me: Um, fluffy tail kid?
Monica: Fluffy tail? *confused look*
Me: Um, never mind.
Monica: *smiles* Well, at least I didn't actually crash into you! That would hurt, you know.
Me: Um, yeah, I know, I've tried it before....
Monica: What? Where?
Me: Um, movie, I think....
Monica: Oh, okay...
Me: Howdoyoufly?
Monica: What? Cowyouflies?
Me: Um... How. Do. You. Fly.
Monica: With wings, of course! *grins * They're small but work just the same as real wings!
Me: Your wings aren't real?
Monica: I mean big wings, but yeah, they're awesome!
Me: Um, yeah, awesome... *notices Link below, watching us*
Monica: You see something? *looks down*
Me: Yes! I mean no! I mean -
Monica:
Me: Um, I think.... Someone's down there -
Monica: Oooh! What? Cooking pancakes for you? Building a spacecraft -
Me: Um, just waiting.... I think.
Monica: Cool! You came here for him? I know! He's your brother! No, actually your pet snake! No, actually your driver the kangaroo called -
Me: Just a dog.... From the school.
Monica: So -
Me: I'm... going to talk to him.
Monica: Can I come? I'll be like -
Me: Um, private and confidental -
Monica: Confidental?
Me: Confidential.... Or was it Cornflakes?
Monica: Sure! I'll go now, then! *flies past me*
Me: *stares* Um, that was fast... *flies down*
Link: *glances at me* Skyler Swiftrunner. *eyes slowly start fading to grey*
Me: Um, what's up with your eye -
Link: Merely..... nothing much. It gives a grey tint to my vision, but it does not apply to you... yet.
Me: Oh, um... 'kay? Then can you answer my question? Whyaren'tImynormalform -
Link: It takes time. You will, eventually... But with it brings a creature without a heart.
Me: Wha? How can it -
Link: Only you can stop it with intelligence and thoughtful thinking.
Me: Isn't thinking thoughtful because thoughts are thinking and -
Link: You will know... And times will be rough. I cannot help you... *steps back*
Me: Wait -
Link: *disappears in the shadows*
Me: *groan*

Mysterious, isn't it? Of course, the plushiejock Riptide and Lucas decided that a bit more trouble is needed in my life... Actually, they weren't working together, but they still both brought trouble...

Riptide, the guy with an Aquarius.... mark, tattoo, sticker, whatever it is.... Was in my Swimming Class. I was always behind him, for some reason, and got splashed in the face with the water his paws kick up. He seems to be deaf already.

Me: *gets splashed in the face for the 1435th time* Ugh, Riptide - *gets splashed in the face for the 1436th time* STOP IT!
Riptide: *splashes me in the face for the 1437th time*

Yup, and that was how it went for the whole lesson. Now, back to pranks... Normally one of my favorite topics, but not today.



Lucas, or Luke (since I don't have to waste energy writing one extra letter) loves pranks. And plays them. I'm fine with that, normally, but not when the prank's on me. I don't know if I'm disappointed (for a random reason) angry (for another random reason) or if I want to play a prank of my own.

Me: *pushes open door to hallway* Um - *a rubber ball falls on my head* Wha - *rubber ball explodes, coating my fur in honey*
Luke: *grins* Um, you might need -
Me: Youcopiedmyprank!
Luke: Um, you Populars even know how to play a prank?
Me: Um, yes - actually, no - wait -
Luke: That little rubber ball used to be sold in stores, you know.
Me: I bought the last one...
Luke: When I asked, they said 'a grey dog with wings' bought the last one. I asked Orion, but he had no idea. So of course, I just grabbed a normal rubber ball, some honey, and took the ball apart -
Me: Um, yes, that sounds very interesting indeed. *starts inching away* You must be very smart to do something like this...
Luke: Really? Wow, no sabía eso.
Me: Um, okay, whatever, you say... *runs back down the hallway and back to the pink dorm*

I had no idea what he said back there, so I searched it up. This is what it came up with -

English - Spanish

Wow, no sabía eso. - Wow, I did not know that.

Okay, whatever.... Note to self - never ask Cristo about the book he is reading at the moment.

Me: *walks down hall and notices Snowy*
Snowy: *starts walking up to me*
Me: *notices Cristo* Um, hey! Is the book you're reading interesting?
Cristo: *smiles a little* I do think many books are interesting. This is about a girl who... (insert 'blah blah blah blah blah' x 100 here)
Snowy: *frowns and walks off*

I think I died of boredom learned a lesson just by avoiding Snowy. I mentioned it above, so no need to waste my energy writing it.

Now, to a little conversation which seemed more like a contest.... Though he is sort of a friend, he's got a great sense of humor. That was sarcasm, mind you.

Xavier: *notices me* Oh, hey, bro! You enjoying your life at Furford? Or perhaps following a white-nosed dog around is best for you?
Me: Um, no, dude. How about talking to strangers? Ever heard of stranger danger?

I just had to, mind you. No one beats me at sarcasm.

Xavier: Did that offend you? I am sorry, but really, you don't have to fight sarcasm with sarcasm.
Me: Like sarcasm actually can fight.
Xavier: Isn't that what you're doing now, dude?
Me: More like you're doing it, bro. Plus, you're not my bro anyways -
Xavier: You know what? Just leave it. *walks off*

I think that's it... Yep, everyone seems to want to ruin my life right now. Yay. *rolls eyeballs* Whatever. My paw's aching from writing so much... Well, see you, Hawk. I'd better stick you in my bag before I get yelled at or something.

[retroaqua]

I've noticed your spoiler.

Is that the creature with no heart? o-o

[abxy]

Think I found the spoiler. First page, third pet?

[retroaqua]

Think I found the spoiler. First page, third pet?

Yup