THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A VENUS FLYTRAP! Original Sequel!

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Do you like the sequel so far?

Yes! It's really good!
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50%
Yes, but not as much as the original!
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16%
Not really.
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3%
I didn't like the first one!
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5%
When are we going back to Avian High and the Outcasts?! D:
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26%
 
Total votes : 88

Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A VENUS FLYTRAP! Original Seq

Postby Gwenfoxe » Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:35 pm

I miss Raven. :P
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A VENUS FLYTRAP! Original Seq

Postby christine, » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:29 pm

I seriously miss the old characters :/ Jake and Raven expecially :P but it's okay so far, I guess.
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A VENUS FLYTRAP! Original Seq

Postby GizmoTheDragon » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:34 pm

Thanks guys :3

And I think everyone misses the good ol' characters of the Cactus. (I myself am nostalgic. All my characters are like my children, no matter how demented!) Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut, I never said we wouldn't return to them *hint hint* *winky face* ;)
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A VENUS FLYTRAP! Original Seq

Postby Xura » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:28 am

Mark ---- Have to make sure I don't miss any phychotic creeps or crazy acting teachers who like to set schools on fire. :)
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A VENUS FLYTRAP! Original Seq

Postby spooky, » Tue Aug 19, 2014 11:35 pm

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FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.

Postby GizmoTheDragon » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:48 pm

Dear photosynthetic writing paper-

Okay, I've got good news and I've got bad news. Good news first, because I'm feeling optimistic for some reason: The school didn't burn down! The fire was put out in time to avoid most of the damage (though there is a giant hole burned in the middle of the stage X.X I keep tripping over it when I pace around doing my dramatic soliloquy.) And Midnight rehearsals have been going great. We did a whole run through with special effects and everything without the school going up in flames! Bad news: I haven't seen Mr. Attractive Mysterious Stranger since the school fire! WHY DO ALL MY LOVE INTERESTS DISAPPEAR WHEN I'M NOT IN IMMEDIATE DANGER!?

Do you think if I tried to jump off a building he'd appear to me? Wait... I've got wings. Darn, that won't work.

Well, nothing much happened today other than more rehearsals and a Secret Sister of the Dawn meeting. (I still haven't figured out where our base is yet... O.O Lunae blindfolded me before she took me there.)

I am Divinity, leader of the sisters of the dawn, and I officially call this meeting to order. -Divinity
The meeting is official! *snaps fingers* -Lunae
Hey, guys. Before we start this, I have a question. -Sora
Okay, shoot. -Divinity
Where are we? -Sora
In a room, where it's dark. -Divinity
Yeah, but what room? -Sora
Sorry, we have a one question per person per meeting policy. We must continue on. Anyway, first we must discuss how the musical is proceeding. Thoughts, anyone? -Divinity
The musical is TERRIBLE! -Mackenzie
Agreed! I've see modern art with better plot structure! -Lolita
Modern art? Lolita, I've eaten SANDWICHES with better plot structure! -Ahi
You people are so cynical! No offense, or anything, I love you all, but you're cynical! I like it, it's a startling testimony to young love. -Goldenheart
I agree with Goldenheart. seriously, don't any of you believe in love? -Nikita
Nikita, do we look like the kind of people who believe in love? Anyway, I agree with Ahi. I've seen better characterization in goldfish. -Leliana
You people have just never experienced love before. *sighs wistfully* -Arcandia
*tilts head* You've never experienced love either. -Violet
No, but I can dream. -Arcandia
She dreamed a dream. -Verity
And life has killed the dream she dreams. -Jess
Are you guys quoting Les Miserables on purpose? -Sora
Do you hear the people sing? -Verity
Singing the song of angry men. -Jess
Da fuh? -Sora
It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again. -Both
Don't listen to them, Sora. They're just messing around. -Choco
And as a matter of fact, they are quoting Les Miserables. -ShadowStorm
Why are we quoting a good musical when we could be performing a good musical. -Lolita
Yeah. We could've done a good play like Les Miserables if Mr. Teacherface wasn't such a terrible teacher and aspiring playwright! -Mackenzie
We could so get Teacherface fired! -Ahi
How could we? -ShadowStorm
Easy, we could just frame him for blowing the school up. -Leliana
Guys, getting a teacher FIRED is not the answer! -Nikita
I second that opinion. I mean, personally, I LOVE Midnight. I relate so much to Stella! -Sora
Personally, I don't like Midnight, but I have to agree. We can't get Teacherface fired! Who would fill his place? -Lune
Maybe a teacher who knows what he's doing? -Choco
Choco, you aren't helping my case. -Lune
I'm just sayin'. -Choco
Wait, wait, wait. GUYS! Quiet now, please! I think I know what's going on here. -Divinity

I tilted my head. What was going on here? A discussion? A debate? A heated argument? What was soon to become the biggest chick-fight in the history of the Sisters? I don't know exactly how violent the girls here are, but I think Ahi might have accidentally set the school on fire and Leliana probably murdered someone (at least if the rumors were true).

Okay, how many of you guys don't have dates to the Valentine's dance? -Divinity

Many sets of hands shot up. And that was the point where Divinity explained the situation to me: this problem happened every year. Around the Valentine's Day dance, the sisters would kind of divide into two groups to go to the dance: girls with dates and girls without dates. Usually, the girls with dates were much happier, and brighter, and joyfully singing sappy love songs as they skip down the hallway throwing rose petals around. Then the ones who don't have dates usually dress in black, put stink-bombs in people's lockers, and yell at anyone who came their way.

So, here's the lists:

Girls with dates:
-Divinity
-Goldenheart
-Nikita
-Violet


Girls without dates:
-Mackenzie
-Lolita
-Ahi
-ShadowStorm
-Leliana


Girls who are still cleaving to the hope that someone will ask them to go to the dance:
-Jessy
-Arcandia
-Lunae
-Me (Sora)


Girls without dates who don't care:
-Choco
-Verity
-Lune
-Sammich


So, that was where the meeting sort of ended, as divinity said it probably wasn't a good idea to have another meeting unless we wanted to start a full scale civil war. So, that means it's nothing but Twilight rehearsals... oh, and that dance. I might not have a date, but I'll probably show up with Lunae and Sammich anyway just so I can do something other than rehearse. On our way back to our room, I started talking about it with them.

Sora, I can't believe you don't have a date. -Lunae
Neither can I. You seem like the kind of material that guys would ask to a dance. -Sammich
What exactly is 'dance material'? -Sora
Hm... pretty, normal, not insane, not as short as I am. -Sammich
Don't worry, Sora. There's still hope for you. -Lunae
Hope? You guys, there's three days to the dance. -Sora
*laughs* three days is plenty. You're the new girl, Sora. you're filled with intrigue. Someone has to want to take you to this dance. We've just got to get them to speak up. -Sammich
Really? How? -Sora
*smiles secretly* Oh, we have ways, don't we Lunae? -Sammich
Yes. First, let's start with a MAKEOVER!!!!! :D -Lunae

...Why do I have a bad feeling about this? :O
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A VENUS FLYTRAP! Original Seq

Postby Coolpaw5 » Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:01 pm

It's makeover time! *squeeeeeeeee*

I personally never took Sammich to be the makeover girl type. xD
Great post though! :D
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A VENUS FLYTRAP! Original Seq

Postby VesVes » Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:10 pm

Sora wrote:...Why do I have a bad feeling about this?


I pretty much burst out laughing at this quote. XD Great entry!
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A VENUS FLYTRAP! Original Seq

Postby Xura » Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:55 pm

LOL!!!! ❤️ it!!
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A VENUS FLYTRAP! Original Seq

Postby zoocyte » Thu Aug 21, 2014 5:28 pm

The dreaded Makeover! :shock:
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